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From the franchise that spawned some of the most vicious Shipping Wars in the history of the world, comes the second season of the show that gained a cult following among Sociologists and Gender Studies Majors, and told original fans to go shit on themselves.
The Legend Of Korra: Book 2!
Our favorite annoying tomboy is back, and she's ready to kick it into high gear for a whole new season of getting her ass steamrolled like a squirrel on the Autobahn.
Following the events of season one, Team Angst-atar has moved on, and aside from Bolin's career going to hell, things are going well… until an evil spirit goes apeshit right the f##k out of nowhere and our mature heroin tells her trusted mentor to shove it and turns to her totally-not-evil-uncle to teach her the ways of peace, harmony, and all that other bullshit.
Feel the excitement build as totally-not-evil-uncle instigates a Civil War between the water tribes, creating a engaging, immersing story that threatens to break the Avatar fanbase in a way not seen since the Kataang/Zutara Wars of the early 2000s… or at least until it's abandoned halfway through the series in favor of a massive exposition dump the size of Alabama.
Hurl the most interesting story in the entire Korra series right out the damn window as the show pulls a complete 180 and dumps the Civil War plot, instead unveiling the most unnecessary origin story since Jane Fonda's autobiography, as two episodes are wasted revealing the origin of the Avatar and his ancient enemy, Vaatu, in a detailed backstory which nobody should have wanted, was completely out of place, and will have no effect on future events, except to serve as an excuse for Korra to bust out a chest laser during the season finale.
With the fate of mankind in the balance, Korra must discover her true potential, and transform into a glow-in-the-dark radioactive female Giant-Man to Kamehameha her way to victory… after she gets thrashed, has her soul ripped out her body, and allows the Avatar Cycle to be broken. Huzzah.
So hit the halfway point in this second helping of turdbending that is, unfortunately, the high mark of the Korra series, because after pouring out its biggest villain and last drops of creativity, this bitch is going to drop faster than Johnny Depp's career.
Starring:
Ronda Rousey- Korra
The Non-Dynamic Duo- Mako and Asami
Shotgun Groom- Bolin
The Dark Douchebag- Unalaq
Shiting Money- Varrick
Angelina Jolie- Eska
And For Your Viewing Pleasure...
Episode 1- Woodstock
Episode 2- Occupy South Street
Episode 3- Eskimo Wars Part 1
Episode 4- Eskimo Wars Part 2
Episode 5- Bolin Goes To Hollywood
Episode 6- Hostile Takeover
Episode 7- Explaining The Magic Part 1
Episode 8- Explaining The Magic Part 2
Episode 9- Korra Failed, Mako Jailed
Episode 10- A New Guidance Counselor
Episode 11- Night Of A Thousand F##k Ups
Episode 12- Harmonic Bullshit
Episode 13- The Exorcist
Episode 14- Kamehameha!
Fun Fact: Did you know that Korra exhibits 12 of the 20 possible traits for a Psychopath? It's true.