Okay, okay I know I promised I'd update Interview with the Titans and finish Starfire friendship counselor before I uploaded anything else, but the problem is I can't think of any questions to have my reporter ask the Titans East, and I've written myself into a corner with the last chapter of Starfire Friendship Counselor, so my ever random mind came up with this amusing little story. So I'm gonna post the first chapter of this, then finish and post the final chapter of Starfire Friendship Counselor, and then hopefully finish the next chapter of Interview with the Titans, but for that last little bit I need your help. If you guys could please please PLEASE do this one tiny thing for me I will love you forever, I want you to comment, either here or on Interview with the Titans, with any question you would ask the Titans East, anything at all. You could ask Aqualad, Speedy, Bumblebee, Mas y Menos, hell I'll throw Tramm in the chapter if you want me to, just please come up with some questions I can have Jacey ask them. It doesn't even have to be the Titans East, any Titans team or villain you want, just ask a question and I'll use that in their respective chapter. So please, if you guys can do that for me I will love you forever!

Alright now on to this little ditty, when I was younger I always wanted to have a villain alter ego…not a hero, a villain. I was going to call myself Dream Eater and feed off of peoples' dreams, sucking out their life force to give myself more power…I was a strange child, anyways I figured I could actually use her idea as a villain in a story and so this story was born! I give you all Raven in Wonderland. It starts off as a retelling of Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, but it gets more messed up as it goes on, trust me, it'll be entertaining. (This story will be Dream Eater's first and probably only appearance, and she doesn't have any lines either cause I never actually show the fight scene XP)

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans, just my characters.

Raven slowly sat up in her bed, her head was throbbing, and she had no idea why…oh that's right. Some psycho calling herself Dream Eater had attempted to rob a bank downtown and the team had gone in to stop her. They were winning, right up until Dream Eater shot some smoke at Beast Boy, and of course he hadn't been paying attention so Raven had gone in and pushed him out of the way. She must have gotten hit by the smoke and been knocked out, and after the fight was over the team must've carried her back here and put the unconscious Raven in her room.

'How nice, however I'll have to kill whoever it was that brought me in here.' When there wasn't a response from Happy on that thought, Raven thought it a bit strange, but she decided to ignore it in favor of getting up and getting herself some tea. She turned and got out of her bed, stretching her arms as she walked to the door. When she walked into the hallway, she couldn't help but over hear Beast Boy freaking out in his room. "Oh man, I'm late, I'm so late, they're gonna kill me for this!" Suddenly Beast Boy dashed out of his room in the form of a fluffy green bunny…carrying a pocket watch?

'Since when does Beast Boy carry a pocket watch? Or care about being late?' She thought.

"I'm late, I'm late!" He shouted, starting to hop down the hall faster than before.

'Scratch that, since when does he talk in his animal forms?' Raven's curiosity was peaked; she followed him through the surprisingly empty tower. Eventually the chase led them outside, and when they were outside Beast Boy jumped into a random portal…that Raven hadn't created. Before she could stop to question this, Raven tripped over her own two feet and fell into the portal after him.

Raven expected the portal to take them immediately to wherever Beast Boy was headed, but she noticed that this was a really slow moving portal. She was falling down and she could see the small green bunny a few feet below her, but there were things around them, things that should have been falling but weren't, like they were caught in some strange suspension.

The T-Car for one was there, as well as their couch from the common room, Nix's dance bag, Silkie's ice skates, Robin's hair gel, and other things. 'Something tells me I'm not in Jump City anymore.' She thought to herself as she continued to fall. On the way down she passed one of the kitchen counters that happened to have her favorite tea cup on it, but when she picked the cup up it was empty. As she passed the kitchen table she left the cup there.

She looked down to see where Beast Boy was, but noticed he was no longer below her, instead there was an old looking couch on a black and white checkered floor, suddenly she began to fall much faster and landed on the couch with a loud plop. 'Damn this couch is lumpy.' She thought. She looked around the room and noticed it kind of looked like one of the hallways in the tower, except the floors were all checkered and the hallway seemed to go on forever.

"Dude, I'm so late!" She faced forward again and saw the familiar green bunny hopping down the hallway. She got up and chased after him. He opened the very large door at the end of the hallway and went inside, Raven followed suit. Upon entering the room behind the door she got a serious sense of Déjà vu. The room was a circle; there were four large doors and a curtain in the room. Suddenly the door behind her shut and when she turned around to try to open it, she noticed it was locked. She tried all the other doors in the room and noticed they were locked too. 'Well this sucks…where the hell did Beast Boy go anyways?' She glanced around the room one more time to make sure she wasn't missing anything.

She laid her eyes on the curtain, maybe there was an exit behind there. When she moved the curtain she noticed a tiny door, it too was locked. "Great, another locked door." She said sarcastically. She turned away from the curtain and noticed a table in the center of the room. "Well that's new." She mumbled to herself as she walked over to the table. She noticed a tiny key lying on the table and figured it was just the right size for the tiny door.

"Great, a tiny key for a tiny door, but no regular sized key for the regular sized door?" She asked no one in particular. She then noticed a bottle on the table next to the key that said "drink me." Raven stared at the bottle bewildered. She had seen this, read this, somewhere before. She just couldn't pinpoint where. Carefully she picked up the bottle, it didn't say what was in it, but it didn't look harmful. Raven carefully took a sip of it. Suddenly Raven started to cough. "Oh Azar, that stuff is nasty!" She said, placing the bottle back on the table.

Suddenly she began to shrink, thinking fast she turned and grabbed the key from the table, before she was too short to reach it anymore. She then walked over to the tiny door and tried to unlock it, but the key wouldn't fit. "Are you serious?!" She exclaimed. "How'm I supposed to get out of here now?"

She glanced around the room again, she noticed one of the giant doors, well rather regular sized she just happened to be very small now, had a crack under it that she could possibly fit through. She carefully placed the key at the foot of the small door and then ran over to the larger door. "Here goes nothing." She thought as she crawled under the door and left.

"But Kiiiiiiim, in Alice in Wonderland Alice shrinks and grows and cries and shrinks and almost drowns in her own tears before leaving the rooooooom, you're not following the plot of the booooooook." That's my impression of my brain. But no seriously, Raven wouldn't cry so I needed to develop another way for her to get out of that room. XP

Anyways that was the first chapter, I hope you liked it. As you can probably guess….it's just gonna get weirder from here. Please R&R!