Naruto: Inebriation
In the forest Satori, Junshin, Hanako, and Shuji walked down a dirt road leading into a small village. They were on their way back from the Hidden Falls Village. They weren't very far from Konoha but their canteens were empty and needed to fill up.
"Let's go into this village to fill up before we proceed." Satori said.
The others nodded. The four of them continued into the village. They passed through the main gates and to their surprise it looked as if the entire village was in disarray. No buildings were destroyed but clothes, bottles, and various other items lay a strewn all over the ground. The four Leaf ninjas looked all around them with very confused looks on their faces.
"What is going on here?" Hanako asked.
"Talk about a wild party." Junshin said.
"Ok, split up." Satori said. "Keep an eye out for anyone, if there is anyone still here. Use your radios to contact one another."
Satori pulled out his radio and attached it around his neck. The other three did the same. As soon as they were ready, they all split up. Satori found the village's leader's building and walked inside. The hallways were as cluttered as the streets. He went room to room and did not find a single person. Then his radio switched on.
"Satori-kun, its Hanako. I'm down in a residential area and there are about fifteen to twenty people here, all frozen. All dead."
"Frozen? How?"
"Looks like someone used a Hyoton jutsu on them."
"Be careful, whoever did that might still be around."
"Understood. Hanako out."
Shuji walked into a room that was completely covered in ice. The room itself was really cold. Shuji slightly shivered at the sudden change in temperature. He continued deeper into the room examining the room with this Sharingan. He walked into another room and to his surprise this one had people in it. They were all frozen as well. He noticed that they were either nude or close to it. More clothing littered the ground. Then he heard a sound from the bathroom that was connected to the room. He hurried into the room.
"Hello?"
He decided to check the shower stall and yanked the door open. A fully clothed, woman's body fell from the stall. Startled, Shuji was still able to react fast enough to catch the frozen corpse and lower it to the floor. He examined the woman then put his hand on the wall to brace himself as he stood up. Several drops of water from the icy shower wall combine and move onto his hand. He looked at his hand and wiped it on his vest. He touched the button on his radio.
"Shuji here, all dead here."
"Acknowledged. Report back to the main gates. We're getting out of here."
Moments later the four of them returned to the main gates.
"I don't know what's going on here but we need to report this to the Hokage." Satori said.
The others nodded and they all left the mysterious village.
Later that day, Satori, Junshin and Shuji stood in an examination room waiting for their turn. Hanako had all ready been examined and had left the hospital. Satori was lying down on the bed while the doctor looked him over.
"Why are we doing this again? I feel fine." Shuji said.
"Hokage-sama's orders." Satori replied.
"All fine." The doctor said.
Satori sat up and hopped off the bed.
"You're next, Shuji."
Shuji lied down on the bed and the doctor began his examination. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary.
"You seem to be fine too, Shuji."
The doctor did a double take. There was a fine gloss of sweat on Shuji's face.
"Why are you sweating?"
"Well, maybe it's because you have it too hot in here. What else would it be?"
The doctor looked to Satori and Junshin, who had looked at each other at the un-Shuji like comment.
"That doesn't sound like you, Shuji-san." Junshin said.
"Well maybe the good doctor here threw his voice or something."
The doctor, Junshin and Satori all looked at each other then back to Shuji.
"It was a joke." He said with a grin on his face.
"Of course it was. But I'd like to keep you here and run a few more tests."
Shuji lied back down, clearly annoyed.
Tsunade sat in her office going over a few papers when she heard a knock at the door. She looked over the top of her paper at the door.
"Enter."
It was Satori and Junshin.
"Hokage-sama, the doctor would like to report that he is confining Shuji to the hospital until further notice." Junshin said.
"Is there a problem?" She asked.
"He isn't sure yet."
"Keep me posted." Tsunade said.
"Yes, Hokage-sama." They both said in unison before leaving.
Back at the hospital, Shuji rested on a bed while the doctor ran tests on him. He looked at his clipboard and walked out of the room. With the doctor gone, Shuji sat up, stood on his feet and walked over to the window. He stared out it for a moment before opening it and leaping out it. A moment later, the doctor returned and to his surprise Shuji was gone.
"Shuji!"
The doctor ran to the open window to see if Shuji was still in sight but unfortunately he wasn't.
Satori, Yukino, Junshin and Tenten sat at the Ichiraku Ramen Shop when Shizune appeared.
"You know what? I'm done I can't even enjoy any meal without Shizune appearing at some point in time." Satori said slight annoyed.
"Well quit eating all the time." Shizune replied.
Satori crossed his arms and looked at Shizune waiting for her to say why she was there.
"So what does Hokage-sama want for us to do now?" Junshin asked.
"Shuji left his hospital room and she wants you guys to find him."
Satori sighed. "Fine we'll do it because there is always no one else to do it."
The four of them all leapt into separate directions to go look for Shuji.