A/N: Just a little oneshot I felt like writing after watching Tonsil Trouble... I didn't get around to writing it for almost two weeks, though. Oh well.
It was also inspired by the song "Every Breath You Take" by The Police.
I've never written anything quite like this. How'd I do?
disclaimer: no, i don't own the genius that is south park.
Every Breath You Take
"I've sneaked into his room lots of times."
You look at me in surprise, but it is really that surprising? We're talking about me here. We're talking about him.
You haven't figured out yet why I torment him yet, have you? Jeez, you really are stupid. But then again, you do believe anything I tell you…
Look through the window. See him in there, sleeping? See the way his chest moves slowly up and down? He looks so peaceful…
Shh. Help me inside, but be careful to be quiet. We have to get this job done, and we have to get it done right. You do know you can't tell anyone about this, right?
What do you mean, what will happen if you tell?
Fine. Your parents… will be killed by a flock of mutated geese.
Yes, your grandma will be killed too.
Yes, your uncle too.
Yes, dammit! Your whole freaking family will die! Now help me in!
Good job. Okay, now hold that rope for me. That's it.
Yes, you should be helping me.
No, it's not wrong. He needs to be taught a less-
Just shut up.
Would it surprise you if I told you I know his room better than my own? I probably know it better than he does.
Are you watching to make sure no one's coming?
Are you?
You can talk, dammit!
Okay. Tell me if anyone comes…
…That's it.
Yes, I just did what you thought I did.
Yes, he does. Good job! You finally caught on!
He's waking up! Quick! Run!
Okay, we're clear. You can go now.
Bye.
What?
Mean? You think that was mean?
Don't you get it? It's not just about the HIV. That was my blood… and now it's in him. That was my HIV… and now it's in him. He has HIV, I have HIV. We both have HIV. Get it?
I didn't think so.
Just go, okay? Leave.
Leave!
You skip away… life is so carefree for you, isn't it? You'll never understand. That wasn't revenge. I wasn't trying to hurt him. You'll see. Watch what happens… just watch.