This seem rather ooc. I was reading youtube comments (a dangerous pastime) and I needed to write this. Yugioh season zero episode 15 to be more precise. There will be more based on one specific youtube comment I found that I found hilarious. S


"Oh and Kaiba and Risa went on a date last Tuesday."

"WHAT!" cried out Yugi spewing thick globs of milkshake over the already not so clean table.

"Yeah, " Anzu uttered calmly while sipping at her diet cola.

"What did they do, steal candy from babies?" Jonouchi said only half in jest. He pondered the idea for a moment then let it disappear from his mind like a old homework assignment. After all any thoughts of Risa Kageyama were directly followed by the desire to protect his groin from further assault.

"But how? Kaiba manipulative and scary! He'll do what ever it takes to get the cards he wants!"

"Er...Yugi?" Anzu interrupted slightly disgruntled. "She only pretended to like you for your Violet Hecate remember?"

"He held my grandfather hostage to play a game of Duel Monsters with me, he called me without me ever giving him my number, he always makes fun of Jonouchi's dueling abilities and..." there was a pregnant pause as a look of sudden realization came over Yugi's face, clearly he had come to some sort of conclusion.

"They were made for each other."

"Out of spare parts!" Jonouchi yelled gleefuly.