Chapter 1

Ed, Al, Winry, Roy, Ria, Hues, Wrath, and Lust were all locked in a room.

"What the hell?" Ed said, " what kind of dumb story is this?"

"I have the power to kill you off so just shut the hell up!" narrorator screams.

"I'm bored, I want Mom" Wrath whined.

"Awww! Your sooooooo cute!" Winry said with starry eyes.

"Yay! Your nice...can I call you sissy?" Winry's eyes turned to hearts.

"YAY! I have a little sister!"

"I'm a boy"

"Brother! I mean brother." Then there was an akward silence.

"So..." Roy said, trying to start a conversation ," Lust, are those things real?"

"What 'things'" Lust asked.

"Your...(cough)...boobs." An anger veined appeared on the middle of Lust's forehead.

"I wonder wich of the three girls is bigger?" Ed asked.

"You've got to be kidding me," and pissed off Riza said.

" Edward I cannot believe you just asked that!" Winry shouted.

"Could we at least see?" a curious Al asked.

"What the hell, Al? Your supposed to be the innocent one!" Winry said.

"I just want to know..." Out of nowhere, Roy pulls out a measuring tape.

"TIME TO END MY CURIOSITY!" Roy shouted and measured all three girl's breasts. After being slapped multiple times, he reported the answers. "Lust's are the biggest! Then Winry, then Hawkey," he finished.

"WTF? Winry is younger than me and hers are bigger!" Hawkeye screamed,"measure again!" With much enjoyment, Roy measured again.

"Results are the same," he said. Hawkeye pouted. Winry started poking Lust's boob.

"How do you get them so big?" she asked.

"GOD WINRY! Your acting like a lesbian!" Ed shouted.

"I am not a lesbian! I'm just curious."

"Then proove it!" Instead of Winry coming over and kissing Ed as he hoped, she went over and made out with Roy.

"BITCH!" Hawkeye screamed.

"Your just jelous that my boobs are bigger than yours!" Winry shouted.

"THATS IT!" Hawkeys screamed and tackeled Winry. Winry started pulling her hair. Riza did the same. Finally they ended in a slap fight.

"GO SISSY!" Wrath screamed. After watching enough of the fight, Al pulled the two girls off of eachother.

All of the sudden, Izumi appeared out of nowhere. "I have bigger boobs than the both of you! whahahahahaha!" Then she vanished. Both girls just stared at thin air where Izumi and appeared and vanished, and the fight was over.

"I have a question," Al started ," The author said Hughes is in the story, but where the hell is he?" Everyone started looking around until they found him huddled in a corner with a picture of his daughter.

"Wait a second, somethin doesnt seem right here..." Ed started. He reached a hand to Hughes' shoulder and went right through him.

"WTF! I just went right through him!" Ed yelled.

"WTF! He just went right through me!" Hughes screamed.

"WTF! I killed him!" Envy shouted, appearing out of no where than disapearing again.

"WTF! Where am I?" Chuck Norris said, popping out of thin air.

"WTF! Chuck Norris!" Winry said, beating Chuck Norris up with her wrench.

Then the room filled with sleeping gas and everyone collapsed.

"What kind of sucky ending is that?" Ed asked.

"This is not the end...I have much more planned out for you. Now go knock yourself out!" Narrorater screams. Ed does as he's told and soon there is a room filled with sleeping Fma characters.

Fin...For Now