Author: Alright, I think I have blown a creative gasket. Thank you, Sera-senpai for givin' me the idea of this, meaning this is a close rip-off. HOLD ON RIGHT THERE, reader. If you've read her story & have become bored in the first chapter, then stay because I'll bring more entertainment into my side of this story.

Sera-senpai: DO NOT CO- *she gets tied up in snakes*

Author: yeah, reality control. don't mess with me or face all manners of spiders, flatworms, & many other things. Anyway, storyline is mine, idea isn't originally mine or Sera-senpai's. Let's get this show on the road!

Hop, step, Jump

Drew, draw, drawn

Chip, syrip, whip

Who I wanna be

*song goes on*

Mike's POV

As i was walking along through school, I got the usual reaction from all the other guys. All I did was just wear jeans, a t-shirt, pumas, & a different jacket everyday. Maybe they all don't find me "orderly" enough. A girl called out say,"Here come the Royals of the School!" I turned to see who they were talking about & I saw 4 people. There was a guy I could only guess being Jerry Kisaragi, the "King" of the Suite Students. Behind him was the queen, Elisis Seighart. Then the Jack, Chung Seiker. In the very back was Ace : Keira Yuno. Something about Keira made me feel a bit off. I shrugged off my view of them & continued on to the entrance ceremony.

I sat in the section meant for Second years & tried to get into a comfortable position for the ceremony. The suite Students all came onto the stage & they welcomed every person who was a freshman. They went on to telling everyone that they weren't always the Suite Students & they started off as the same as every student. I heard a voice say," Aren't you supposed to be the badass of the school!? Stand the freak up & make a ruckus over how much you love the Ace with a confession!" Before I knew it, I was being controlled by an unknown force. I yelled," KEIRA! I BELIEVE THAT YOU & I ARE DESTINED FOR EACH OTHER! I LOVE YOU!" I was standing in complete shock at what I'd done. I just ran out with an expression of confusion. I was out of breath when I got to my usual spot of seclusion. I just sat in the tree trying to catch my breath 7 find out what'd happened to make me do that.

-Flashback!-

I woke up with something poking my back. When I got up & saw my bed, I saw three eggs where my back was resting. I began to panic thinking that I was, in reality, a hermaphrodite &, because I didn't know, I didn't develop my breasts yet. I just sighed because I realized that I couldn't have been a hermaphrodite. There was no way in hell that I had three chromosomes on my 23rd set. I just stuffed the eggs into my bag because my sister had to be messing with me, but when I got downstairs, my sister was still snoozing. I got ready for school & headed off with the eggs in my bag. I had an egg with crossed swords on a band going around the circumference on a red egg, rectangles with a blast sign on one side all over a light blue egg, & red flames on a grey egg. I made sure to keep them safe, because mine or not, they were my responsibility. Then again, I wasn't my family didn't have any duck billed platypuses in the tree.

-End of Flashback-

I saw an upperclassman being harassed by a creep off campus. I jumped down & ran to where they were. Although, when I got there, there wasn't anyone there. I thought to myself, ' Great, I'm goin' crazy from all this stress.' I turned around & fell onto someone. When I gathered my senses, I was on top of Keira. I scarmbled to get offa her & ran to my lonely area. That day ended with me joining the Suite Students, but that part is for another day.

Sera-senpai: Bwahahaha

Author: Why did I even bother. I'm really far behind on EAO, my lemony stuff, & all my other projects. Ugh.

El-gang: When're we gonna be in this!?

Author: Soon enough. Just gotta get the next chapter up

Everyone besides the author: *staring at the author with a glare*

Author: *chuckles nervously with sweatdrops on my forehead* Anyway, later everybody *curls up in kitty bed*