oikawa tooru and iwaszumi hajime wer walking down the street fter and intebse game of valley ba;; with these weird ass owls as oikawa said "iwa-cahn i think that the aliens have blessed us tonight i mesan we playe a vey good gamr and now im here walkng with you and the sky is beautiful and everything is so o good"

iwazumj told him that was dumb and that even f there wer aliens they wouldnt want to bles humans becaus humans are assholes

oikaaa cried and said iwa- chan im not an assjole youre so mean" and tackled him

iwazumi lookedc at oikawas sad n cute face .. he sighed and said "OIKAWA YOU ARE THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THEM AL L JESUS FUKIGN CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITHB YOU"

oikawa was aboiut to respon f but before he could this dude fuckijn fleW ACROSS THE SKY AND LANDED ON THE GROUND IN FRONT OF THEM

HE WAS MIRACULOUSLY UNHIAMR ED

iwazumi looed at the man and said "oh my gid who the fu k is thjs"

the new guy got up off the groudn and openedc his mouth but boedor he coudl speak oikwaw yelled "OH MU GOD ITS AN ALEIN N O HUMAN BEING WOULD WER STRIPEDC GLASSES OR HAVE SUCH A WEIRD FASIOJN TASTE SEE IWA CHAN I TOLD YOU'

the new guy was s offende. he thoyt his fahion taste was cool

but instead of showing hisn sadness he smiled and started rambling

becaus that's what he walways deosz

"hello " he said "my name is God 707 and i am here t_"

he wsa once aagin interrru[ted when a girl wih no eyes came runnigndown the streetv yelling "GIODDAMIMIT SAYOUN G" and tackled him

omg its another alien' oikawa sayn

saeyoungs eyes zlit up and he said "alieNS" and oikawa sadi "alieNS" and sayoujnf said ":THE ALIE S HAVE DESTINED FOR US TO MEET IT IS TRULY A BELSED DAY'

oikawa sccreamed and started dancing

iwazujmi and MC (the girl with no eyes) simultaniously slapped themselves and said "oh shit this isnt dream:

anyways returnng t the othe ttwo charcters saeyoung had started dancing with oikawa and they were both started yelign THE ALIENS ARE HERE THE ALIENS ARE HERE

MC looked at Iwazumi and said "im sorry"

iwzumi was confused

how did soemone with no eyes just manage to look at him

he nodded and continued to wath oik and saon dance while screaming internally

what the fuck was going on

"iwa-xhan" oikawa said "saeuong and i have a lot in common isnt that so cool"

iwazumi say "oikawa that is never a good thing"

oikawa said IWA-CAN Y U SO MEAN TO ME"

he was atuly a littl bit hurt but much like sayoing he usues humour and imatruity to hide his pain

so much pain

MC said "saeyoung im glad youre havign fun bubt its tijme to go"

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO

saeyoujn g saidj" i wanna saty here with this guy he likes aliens and hes cool

"sayoung i like aliens

a"nd im cool

saeyoung said oh yeah and then him and MC vanished

oikawa was sad that they were gone but at least he still had iwa-chan!

even though he doesnt like aliens (but he sceretsly loves hearin oikwaw talk aout them (dont tell oikawa))