Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, and neither do I own the serious fan girls that will flame me after they read this.

I'm not sure whether or not I should do this for all the characters or not. Tell me what you think. Oh, and you can flame me if ya want to. I don't care for this. This was mostly to tell Saundra that once and for all, GAARA'S BETTER THAN SASUKE BY A MILLION YEARS! Yes, so enjoy.


She was a new girl in Konoha. That day she'd just popped up in the middle of training in a puff of smoke. Naruto had thrown a series of kunais at Sasuke and she'd popped up then, barely able to dodge the weapons. But after the attack was over, she'd turned to Naruto and yelled, "Hey! Kate! Are you trying to kill me or something, cause I- NARUTO!"

Everyone was too shocked to say anything, especially when she'd jumped up and hugged Naruto in a flurry of green. He'd just stood there, wondering what was going on. Once vision returned to the four ninjas, they could see that the girl had brown hair and was wearing green all over.

"Oooooookkkkkaaaayyyyy…" Kakashi had said, stunned enough to actually look up from his sacred book.

It was then that the girl turned around and seemed to notice Sasuke for the first time. She walked right up to him and said something that Sasuke had never expected to hear in a million years:

"Dude! Ya look like a freakin' girl! You have to let me do your hair sometime, otherwise, you may have a mob of screaming, rabid fan girls coming after you."


I think I will now die from the rabid Sasuke fan girls who are after me. Tell me if I should continue, cause I will -evil smirk-

Olivia