Hell At Gryffindor

Well as you know the wizard worlds most famous wizard (Harry Potter) and his two friends Hermione Granger, and Ron Wesley are going to have a hell of a day. The first day as fourth year students they are heading to professor Snape for a test that they were supposed to study for all summer.

Harry: Oh my god, I forgot to study for Snape's test.

Hermione: Well to bad harry I told you and Ron to study.

Ron: Blimey, is that our new potions teacher?

Harry: Blimey … this might be our first time with a nice teacher.

Ron: I wonder what happen to professor Snape ?

Hermione: I over heard two girls from Raven Claw talking about professor Snape trying to force Neville Longbottom out of the Gryffindor boy's dorm room window.

Harry: What? Neville is to fat to fit into the window

Neville: I heard that you lightning- headed bum, I'm not fat but I know … you're stupid.

Harry: shut up you fat mudblood

Hermione: Harry don't say that

Neville: your mom Potter!

Everyone (not potter): oh snap

Harry: shut up cause your mom is a muggle and your dad is a mudblood, you're such a bloody geek

New potion teacher: children, children no need to fight until you're in dark arts defense class. Now I need Gryffindor in my room now!

As Gryffindor enters class the teacher introduces her self and takes out professor Snape's potion quiz.

New teacher: my name is Linda Snape, and no I'm not Snape's wife, I'm his older sister.

Ron: oh $*!

Linda: watch your mouth … Mr. Wesley

Harry: yeah Ron shut you're $$

Linda: did I just say watch your mouth to Ron, now you have a week of detention, Mr. Potter. My brother tells me that you cause trouble.

Harry: so what

Linda: now you have another week of detention.

School bell RINGS

Linda: class is over

As Harry, Hermione, and Ron are walking the halls to the next class Neville challenges Harry to a battle

Neville: hey you, bum a battle, next class, death match, if I kill you I'll take your place as "Harry Potter", if you win you have to go out with Hermione.

Hermione: what! Hell no , I'm to smart and cool for Harry to date me

Harry; yeah, yeah, yeah I still kill you, since you're a fat, herbal, fagot, MUDBLOOD!