Stan went over to Lazy Susan, who was giving out passes.
"Do we uh, have to sing for the free dinners?" Stan asked.
"You have to sing at least one song per meal." She said. Stan grunted.
"Fine...Move blondie." He pushed Pacifica off the stage and grabbed the mic. He looked over to the DJ, just now realizing it was Soos. "Soos, play I real fine by The Neadles.(2)"
Soos was shocked. "That's too old, dude. I don't have that." Stan grunted.
"The only modern song I know is...I Like It by Ironic Lop...(3)"
"You got it dude..." Stan gulped.
"I uh, Got this reeling on a day at the paaark. Somethin' er other...I can't stooop?" He screeched.
He got booed immediately. "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE WORDS!"
"Ah whatever! I'll take my free dinner now." Lazy Susan reluctantly handed a pass to Stan. "Yes! Kids, if you want dinner tonight, get your butts up there and sing!" Mabel squealed with pure excitement and jumped on the stage, not even bothering to take the stairs up.