Dry Bowser was checking the motors he collected at his Undead Motors shop in the city surrounding the Mario Kart Stadium, with the skeletal reptile having closed his shop early as night was always quick to arrive at the city. He then turned around to see a giant blue Landmaster strolling right by, squinting his eyes.
"What the hell...?" Dry Bowser commented as he scratched the back of his head, being genuinely confused by this predicament.
Pichu popped out of the top of the Landmaster, munching on cheesecake as she waved to Dry Bowser. "Hi! You wanna come on a stupid adventure with us?"
"Do we really need even more shit on our trail?" Ganondorf complained as the seemingly evil king was making a fresh batch of donuts from within the Landmaster.
"Personally I prefer the air and running my bar, but we have to keep going!" Falco Lombardi stated as he was steering the enormous tank, with it being quite obvious that he and the others were in trouble.
Dry Bowser watched on in confusion as he then felt the ground shake, with it coming from a giant version of Lucina, who was quite pissed off as she looked bruised.
"You fuckers are gonna pay for ruining my wedding dress!" Lucina stated as she grabbed the Landmaster and stuffed it into her butt.
Dry Bowser could only watch in pity as he watched Lucina fart the Landmaster high into the sky, with the trio of troubled unlockable Melee characters screaming as they lost control of the tank. Dry Bowser then decided to dash after them, with Lucina roaring angrily as it was clear that she wanted revenge.