Kidnap The Gryfindors

Draco: I wanna do it!

Crabbe and Goyle: Let's Draw straws

Pansy: Voldermort said we should work together.

All: Four of a kind,

Birds of a feather,

Now and forever!

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Kidnap the Gryfindors,

lock them up real tight,

Throw away the key

and then turn off all the lights

First we're going to set some bait,

Inside a nasty trap and wait,

When they come a'sniffing,

We will snap the trap and close the gate!

Wait I've got a better plan,

To bash that big red lion's clan,

Let's pop them in a boiling pot,

And when they're done we'll butter them up!

Kidnap the Gryfindors,

Throw them in a box,

Bury them for ninety years,

Then see if they will talk

Then great big Slytherin clan,

Can take the whole thing over then,

Malfoy will be so pleased I do declare,

That he will cook them rare!

I say that we take a canon,

Aim it at their dorm and then,

Knock three times,

And when he answers,

Harry Potter will be no more!

You're stupid! Think now,

If we blow him up to smithereens,

We may lose some pieces,

And then Voldermort will beat us,

Black and Green!

Kidnap the Gryfindors,

Tie them in a bag,

Throw them in Ocean,

Then see if they are sad.

Because Mr. Tom Riddle,

Is the meanest guy around,

If I were on his Muggle list

I'd get out of town

He'll be so pleased by our success,

That he'll reward us too I bet!

Perhaps he'll make his special brew,

Of Death eater Stew!

We're the kids of Slytherin house,

And we wear our colours with pride,

Silver and green snakeskin,

Welcome to the darker side.

I wish my co-students weren't so dumb.

I'm not the dumb one!

You're no fun.

Shut-up!

I got something, listen now,

This one's real good you'll see,

We'll send a present to their dorm,

Upon there'll be a note to read,

Now in the box we'll wait and hide,

Until their curiosity,

Entices them to look inside,

And then we'll have them,

One, Two, Three!

Kidnap the Gryfindors,

Beat them with a stick,

Lock them up for ninety years,

See what makes them tick.

Kidnap the Gryfindors,

Chop them into bits,

Little Draco Malfoy

Is sure to get his kicks!

Kidnap the Gryfindors,

See what we will see,

Lock them in a cage,

And then throw away the key!

Kidnap the Gryfindors,

See what we will see,

Lock them in a cage,

And then throw away the key!

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