Hiya. I've been away for a while but lately my lovely fellow Queen, Holy Shrimp, has had a birthday and so I wrote this little verse for her. Happy birthday Shrimpy-san, I'm glad you liked it!! ^__^
Disclaimer: If FMA belonged to me Envy would be reclining on an overly-comfortable sofa in the middle of his combined home with our favourite Shrimp watching him running after small children with green hair and golden eyes. But I don't and millions of fans out there are incredibly grateful of that fact.
I wake up in the morning and my head is rough
I can't believe my situation's quite so tough
As it seems
To be
I wake up in the morning and I hear a sigh
I think for just one second that it might be mine
But its not
It's his
I feel a little sick and my head's spinning round and round
What was I doing last night? Was I out on the town?
Did I stumble into hell whilst going home from the pub?
Oh how on earth did I manage to bed the Devil's own cub?
Do-do-do-do-do, di-did-di-di-di-did
Do-do-do-do-do, di-did-di-di-di-did
I sidle out of bed and make a dash for loo
Is the alcohol liable, is it possible to sue?
Never
Never again
He's still sleeping on my bed with his hair all askew
His beautiful and criminal, oh what can I do?
How did this
Get like this?
I feel a little sick and my head's spinning round and round
What was I doing last night? Was I out on the town?
Did I stumble into hell whilst going home from the pub?
Oh how on earth did I manage to bed the Devil's own cub?
Do-do-do-do-do, di-did-di-di-di-did
Do-do-do-do-do, di-did-di-di-di-did
Skin like china, and lashes like coal
And I can still remember how them skinny hips rolled
When we moved
We moved
It's all coming back now, how did I forget?
Of course it all started with one little bet
How could I
Be so dumb?
I feel a little sick and my head's spinning round and round
What was I doing last night? Was I out on the town?
Did I stumble into hell whilst going home from the pub?
Oh how on earth did I manage to bed the Devil's own cub?
Do-do-do-do-do, di-did-di-di-di-did
Do-do-do-do-do, di-did-di-di-di-did
Now that I'm remembering I think that I
Can put all the blame on that brother of mine
Who can be
Oh so sly
"Just a little bet, ain't nothing wrong"
The little shit knew Envy was there all along
Now look
What we've done
I feel a little sick and my head's spinning round and round
My little Al, I'll find his hide to pound
He sent me on a dare to the Homunculus club
In nothing but a towel, I bed the Devil's own cub
Do-do-do-do-do, di-did-di-di-di-did
Do-do-do-do-do, di-did-di-di-di-did-di