Charlie found a full-length mirror

Lysander saw something shiny in the bushes

Dagbert's head is as empty as a eunuch's underpants

LOBSTER!!!!!

Dorcas is a sucker for poker

Guess what the shiny thing in the bushes was? It was the Gay Gun! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Asa, Gabriel and Olivia got into a fight

Lysander controls the Gay Gun now

AAAH! RUN FOR COVER!!

Benjamin says: Hey, dumdum, you bring me gum-gum!

Billy wants to be a marshmallow when he grows up

Fidelio likes to dress in drag and do the hula

Tancred says: Go, baby, go! Get some revenge on that crazy author lady!

O.o

My mum found the Time Twister

Asa won the fight! Woop woop!

Zelda became a ninja and beat the crap out of numerous humorous villains

Joshua went to the movies

Lysander kept trying to shoot me with the Gay Gun

I says: Help! Help! Won't anybody help an unfortunate author?

Everyone says: Not on yo' life, girl

I says: Aww, crap

Gabriel blew up Asa's pants

Manfred has the world's biggest lip gloss collection

Olivia and Tancred are playing "Police Cops" again

Ezekiel says: Durhh, I smell SAUSAGES!!!!!

Venetia has total fashion shopping skills.

Let's activate the x-ray tool!

Dr. Bloor changed his name to Slimy Q. Slimeball

Charlie wants a JetBoard

Billy attacked Emma. Why? She was eating marshmallows! And Billy loves marshmallows!

Go Zelda go!

Griselda has smelly feet

Lysander finally succeeded in shooting me with the Gay Gun

Oh. My. God.

Sudden urge to make out with any female character rising…

All the girls suddenly ran away from me

I says: Come back girls!

Charlie says: Whoa. It'd almost be hilarious, if it weren't so creepy!

Lysander dropped the Gay Gun while he was doing a victory dance

Asa says: KAME-HAME-HA!!

A pathetic little pffft sound and a wisp of smoke ensues

Goku says: Hey, that's my line! KAME-HAME-HA!!

Pandemonium ensues.

I says: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE!! THIS ISN'T EVEN YOUR STUPID FANDOM!! (smack)

Billy's box is extremely cramped now that all the girls are hiding in it simultaneously

ENDWEIRDNESS!!1