My Old Notebook- The Legend of Zelda: WTF Edition
This is from a notebook I found a couple years ago…
(Bold)= present me's comments. Italics: actions
Warning: very OOC, and a bit of an abusive relationship? I have no idea I was like 10 when I wrote this. The chapters make no sense, I wrote only in script form, and I made no changes to spelling or grammar. I also should add that I wrote this before I played anything other than Twilight Princess, so I made many assumptions based on that, along with Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Enjooooy!
CHAPTER 1
Zelda: Link, I have something very important But we have to wait untill Twilight.
Link: Ok me too Do you want to go with me to The luxurious Ordon Hotel? two king beds a hottub a pool, movies theater a kitchen and room service all in one room.
Z(elda): how much will it cost you.
L(ink): more than a thousand.
Z(elda): Oh I could help you
L(ink): thanks
Z(elda): (pin link down)
L(ink): Ohh what was that for!? Some girls have a strong side that wasn't it! L(ink): Uh
Z(elda): (help up against tree) Hmmmm wake me up at twilight
I assume there's some sort of time transition here… Who even knows how my brain worked back then?
L(ink): hm grrr stay down. Z(elda): uhg Link?
L(ink): I said stay down
AL G(anondorf): (jump out) Link we meet again I wont have to hurt you if you just let me take your goody, goody girlfriend. I have no idea who AL is supposed to be…
L(ink): She is not goody good and is not my girlfriend!
Z(elda): L-Link but I-
W: well then we'll have to do it the HARD way. Not sure who this is either. In the AL G part mentioned earlier, it looks like a w was erased here, so I'm going to go ahead and assume W is Ganondorf.
Z(elda): Don't link
L(ink): (think)(ing): for me or her…. Her Ahhh ha ha
Z(elda): oh I have to help him Link
L(ink): What Z(elda): Sword! Hurry! L(ink): Umm Ah Zelda!
W(Ganondorf): hey
AL: your gonna die you and her.
Z(elda): no! (slice sword.)
W(Ganondorf): oh yes (hack!
Z(elda): oh L(ink): gasp princess. How- Ganondorf? sigh you'll be safe with me (dream) Link you saved me! (hug, cry) L(ink): time to go to Ordon hotel
Z(elda): ok Link your mine dont ever change you are the only one who can save me
L(ink): I will can I carry you there? Z(elda): why
L(ink): It's far. over Princess I will always be yours ugh now to go to Ordon Hotel.
hour later
only half way down cant stay much longer. Ohh
Princess If you can hear me were almost there.
Ok were here
2 reservations, link.
G(probably guard or guy or something… basically the concierge): ok
L(ink): 122, 813, 412 ah 866 were here put down Zelda… worst hotel organization ever
Prologue (Why isn't it at the beginning?)
Warning: contains an OOC Zelda being abusive
L(ink): Ha Im gonna jump Dead man's cave.
Z(elda): the time will come he will fall upon me here
go ahh rah (I assume this was supposed to be meant for Link to say.)
Z(elda): hm oof get off of me! Ugh well!
L(ink): wat
Z(elda): get up! (grab neck)
your the craziest person I know (Might wanna reevaluate yourself, sister...)
L(ink): look back
Z(elda): slap (It begins… This is probably the worst part of this story.)
L(ink): hey whats that for
Z(elda): Pay attention!
L(ink): kk
Z(elda): Ugh crazy smacks step on foot.
L(ink): Mm ow
Z(elda): Don't do that Again!
Crack
(Z: fall on face) (This part was partially erased but I could still read it.)
Ahhh I hate you
(Z: ohhf L: Ahh oh Z: oh get off me!)
Get up!
L(ink): oh
Z(elda): kick knee punch I hate you
I'm glad that's over… I don't know if I can take much more script-dialogue. I don't know what I was thinking. I guess I took all of Zelda's bad-ass-ness, turned all of it into abusiveness, then made her an out of character crybaby. What was wrong with me…..?
Be prepared… the next chapter had a Total Drama island crossover.
So this is my first- ever story that I've ever posted here… Not because it's my best work but because it is my worst. Or rather, ONE of the worst… the Sonic one was much worse. It'll come next. I recently found an old (2008)notebook that had a couple of REALLY bad stories. One was Sonic related, (with Chowder thrown in) one was Legend of Zelda related, one was The Mighty B related, and a couple were just bad in general. I'm half tempted to post them and see how many people take them seriously. So I will post each of the terrible stories separately, all under the title "My Old Notebook" This one was the Zelda one because I think it has the least chance of being taken seriously. It will be multiple chapters because the notebook had chapters and why not? Hope you enjoyed this wonderful mess of a story!