Scissors.
"Hey Max, can you pass me the skizzers?" said Gazzy
"Don't you mean the scissors?" Max said
"What are scissors? I asked if you pass me the skizzers." said Gazzy, confused
"There is no such thing as skizzers." said Max irritably
"Then what do you cut paper with?" said Gazzy.
"Scissors." said Max.
"They're called skizzers." said Gazzy.
"The correct way to say it is scissors." said Max.
"Then why are they spelt skizzers? Said Gazzy.
"They are not spelled skizzers, they are spelled scissors!" yelled Max.
"Nooo. S-C-I-S-S-O-R-S. Pronounced skizzers." said Gazzy matter-o'-factly.
"It's pronounced scissors!" said Max clearly pissed off.
Just then the rest of the flock came into the living room where Max and Gazzy were having their little spat.
"Iggy! Do you pronounce skizzers like scissors." asked Gazzy.
"Uh what are you talking about?" said Iggy.
"What you cut paper with!" yelled Gazzy.
"Oh! Well, first of all, you can cut other things besides paper with scissors like-" said Iggy.
"Iggy! Now is not the time to unload your dirty mind." screamed Max.
"My mind isn't the-" said Iggy.
"Shut up!" said Max.
"Anyways, Max is right." said Iggy, smirking.
"Fang?"
Fang merely jerked his head in Max's direction.
"Nudge?"
"I'm sorry, Gazzy but scissors is not pronounced skizzers, but it would make more sense for it to be pronounced skizzers wouldn't it? I wonder who-" said The Nudge Channel.
Fang slapped a hand over Nudge's mouth and shook his head.
"Angel?"
"Max is always right!" said Angel, while running to Max.
"Told you so Gaz." said Max triumphantly