Note: Konnichiwa! I don't know what got in my mind to write a love story on Ulquiorra and Grimmjow with the title FISH & CHIPS. Oh boy I sure miss visiting London after 7 years. When it comes to food, the fish & chips make me weep. =[ Anyway, there's OOC for Aizen X Gin just for laughs.

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach and this story is done for entertainment purpose. Tite Kubo owns Bleach and he rawrks! =]

MiyukiShinodaMindFreak: Yay! Another yaoi story on this account! Haven't written anime yaoi pairing for ages!

Robot girl #1: I thought you just did one about Holmes and what's his name again?

MiyukiShinodaMindFreak: =_=" Watson. And…that's NOT anime, originally.

Robot girl #2: Kyaaaaa! Robert Downey Jr & Jude Law are so kawaii! *falls flat to the ground*

Robot girl #3: NOOOOOOO! Touch Jude Law and I'll curse you!

Robot girl #1: Is there going to be a Sherlock Holmes movie sequel?
MiyukiShinodaMindFreak: I heard and read about it somewhere…

Robot girl #2: Jude Law... 33

Robot girl #1: Why you little bitch?

MiyukiShinodaMindFreak: EXCUSE ME! YOU'RE HOGGING MY PRECIOUS SPACE HERE! THE READERS NEED TO READ THE STORY NOW!

Robot girl #1, #2, #3: GOMENASAI!

A N O R D E R

Hueco Mundo was just as dull, bleak and sandy as ever. The Las Noches castle stood with outmost pride as ever, the only building & civilization ever existed in Hueco Mundo. The ruler of Hueco Mundo, Aizen Sousuke, or commonly known Aizen-sama had the power to revamp or beautify the castle as how he wished. The building was white in colour; every interior was painted dully white except for a few furniture or tiles on the floor. But every walls and hidden corners were, sad to say: white.

The king of Hueco Mundo, Aizen Sousuke had a laptop on his work desk. He was surfing on the internet, seeking different types of cuisine from the human world. He was getting bored of the food in Las Noches and he wanted new varieties for himself. He didn't really bother about the Arrancar under his orders but if he had to share the new recipe that he would most probably find online, the first person he would like to share with it was none other than his secret lover, Ichimaru Gin.

"Man….I'm gettin' hungry," Gin moaned childishly as he wrapped his arms around his grumbling stomach.

Aizen sighed and said, "Go command our chef to prepare your favourite vanilla ice-cream."

Gin pouted and whined, "But….but baby, I'm tired o' the same dessert over and over again! I want somethin' new! Why's it that all the food here are white in colour, eh?"

Aizen didn't respond. He was saving a few pages on popular dishes from Europe. The dishes look tempting and he wanted to taste them.

Gin was not satisfied that his lover didn't reply him. He walked over and thrust his arms around Aizen's neck from the back. He lowered his head next to Aizen and stared at the screen of the laptop. His eyes widened at the sight of a photograph of a white plate with golden battered fish fillet with fries at the side. On the plate was a small saucer which held thick creamy white sauce. Gin licked his lips and thought that it looked tempting.

Spontaneously and without concern, he excitedly gripped Aizen's neck tightly and said out loud, "I want this dish! Please please please please please please please?"

Aizen was coughing, sputtering and his arms were waving up and down like a bird that had forgotten to fly. He felt as if he was being choked by Gin.

"Gaah! What the hell are you doing?" he said as he tried to pull Gin's arms away from his neck.

Gin slowly removed his arms and apologized.

Aizen sighed and massaged his temples. He wondered why Gin was so childish despite the fact that he was a grown man. He bit his lower lip with frustration and realised that the other man was younger than him.

"Which dish? There are so many photographs on this page," said Aizen as he stared at his lover.

Gin smiled with full of glee and pointed at the picture of the fish and chips. Aizen clicked on the photograph for more details. A new window popped up and he read the details. The dish could be found anywhere but the best one originated in London, England.

"Hmm…I like the fried potato strips but we need one of our espada to retrieve it for us," said Aizen thoughtfully.

Gin sat on the metallic desk and pushed the laptop aside, making Aizen panic as the electronic device was being pushed roughly towards the edge of the table. He caught the laptop and placed it on the stack full of papers on the chair next to him. Aizen again, wondered why Gin was very hyperactive today. It was very un-Gin.

The silver haired man lay flat on his stomach on the table and his legs bent in 90° in an alternating manner, grinning excitedly at his boyfriend. Gin's unpredictable behaviour, particularly this moment gave Aizen an impression that he was conversing with a ten-year-old girl who was getting hyped gossiping with her girlfriends at a slumber party.

Suddenly, Gin was on all fours and he crawled in a seductive manner and leaned closer to Aizen. The other man shook his head dismissively.

"I'll do it for you. Forget those espada! You have me!" Gin cooed.

Aizen stared at the man and laughed hollowly.

"Sadly, no."

Gin's face scrunched up into a scowl and he sat cross legged. He pouted at Aizen and crossed his arms over to his chest. It was lucid that Gin was upset.

Aizen sighed and held his boyfriend's shoulders.

"I'm not letting you go, darling. I don't want you to go off without me. I can't afford to see my baby fox boy doing too much for me."

However, Gin was still not satisfied.

"No fair! I haven't been doin' much for you lately, Aizen-sama!"

The brown haired man leaned closer and whispered naughtily into Gin's ear, "Stay with me. Let them do the job. I've been busy lately and I need a sleeping partner at nights to warm me up in the sheets and you are the one, my dear."

Gin grinned and he was all hyper again. He grabbed Aizen by the shoulders and pulled him closer to him and simultaneously pressed his lips forcefully on Aizen's lips. For a moment or so, Gin had completely forgotten about the fish and chips dish that he wanted so much.

"Ahh, now you know why I can't let you go. We will go to London on our anniversary, alright?" Aizen said with a smile.

Gin replied flirtatiously, "Tha's what I wanna hear."

The ruler of Hueco Mundo stood up and said, "Excellent. I shall now go order two espada to do the job. But who?"

Gin simply blurted out, "The fourth espada!"

Aizen nodded and said, "Good choice. And hmm….I think I know who's his suitable partner…"

Later on that day at the throne room, Ulquiorra Schiffer and Grimmjow Jeagerjacques were standing side by side, facing Aizen, who was seated on his throne with full of pride and dignity. It was clear that he was their boss, their ruler, their king. Aizen had never looked this pleased and the twinkling in his eyes annoyed Grimmjow a lot.

"My dear espada, you do know why I have called you to this room?" he asked commandingly.

Ulquiorra bowed and said, "With utmost respect, Aizen-sama, we are here to fulfill your commands."

Grimmjow snorted. He hated Ulquiorra for being ostentatious. He wondered of all the ten espada to choose from, why was it that Aizen paired him up with Ulquiorra. It really annoyed the hell out of him.

"Good. You are to leave to London and retrieve the best fish and chips they have to offer. And remember, this mission is important. If any of you screw up and that precious item hasn't been within my sight in three days, I'll imprison the both of you for a month, got it?" Aizen commanded.

Simultaneously, Grimmjow and Ulquiorra replied, "Hai, Aizen-sama."

"And one more thing," Aizen added, "London is completely different from Tokyo. I expect the both of you to be capable to blend in with the crowd."