Ria: For those who don't know, I'm Grogie13, the creator… author… whatever you want to call me. Heh.

Bob: Woah, wait, WHAT?! Are you sayin' you're like… two different people?! Oh my sweet mother of corn! When did this happen?! Has my whole life been a LIE?!

Ria: No, Bob, it's not that, Grogie13's just my other na—

Bob: WHO ARE YOU?!

Dr. Cockroach: -looks annoyed- Calm down, Bob, Ria's her real name, she's the same person, alright?

Link: So… what exactly are we doing here?

Susan: I think Ria said something about an interview… -looks at Ria- Is that what this is?

Ria: An interview… of sorts….

Dr. Cockroach: I have a feeling something horrible is about to happen. –looks terrified for his life-

Ria: What? No, not at all. Well, if the fangirls DO break through my ingenious defenses, it's okay, becau—

Link: Fangirls? Ha! They just can't get enough of me. –flexes muscles-

Dr. Cockroach: Fangirls? O-M-G, please, no….

Susan: Fangirls are okay, aren't they?

Bob: Pfft, yeah! –storms up to Doc- What's wrong with my Jell-O?

Ria: GUYS! We're getting off-topic here! And… Bob, -stares at Jell-O-your Jell-O girlfriend is now a giant pile of mold. And it's moving. Unnaturally. I think we've already inhaled the spores and we're going to die in twenty-four hours.

Dr. Cockroach: No, we won't. It's completely harmless.

Bob: What?! Of course she's harmless! –goes off somewhere with the Jell-O, starts cooing it- It's okay, honey, he's just stupid, okay? He's a jerk, I know. It's okay, it's okay, c'mere….

Ria: Oh, okay. BUT ANYWAY! It's an interview… with a twist. I'm not doing the interviewing.

Susan: Well, then who is?

Ria: -sends a quick glance at Doc- Erm…

Dr. Cockroach: Oh no… you—you're not serious, are you? Please tell me you're joking! –throws himself at Ria's feet, grabbing her pant legs- Not the fangirls! Or fanboys. Er, whichever. Not the fanchildren! Anything but that!

Ria: -gives a sly grin- Anything?

Dr. Cockroach: -gulps nervously- Er, forget I said anything. I don't get why I hang out with YOU, considering you're a fangirl yourself. -gets up-

Susan: Doc, I don't see why the fangirls and fanboys are such a big problem.

Ria: -looks up at Susan- Well, a lot of people think Bob is hilarious, and a lot of girls look up to you as a role model, Susan, but, ya see, the Doc here… has such a group of crazy fangirls… I'll finish that another time! Okay! Sheesh! –grabs the Doc by the collar of his coat and shakes him roughly- I'LL PUT UP STRONGER DEFENSES AROUND THE BUILDING BUT YOU GUYS WILL HAVE TO PLAY A CROSS BETWEEN SPIN THE BOTTLE AND TRUTH OR DARE! God!

Dr. Cockroach: -is tearing up- Wh-what?

Ria: Woops….

Link: A cross between Spin the Bottle and Truth or Dare? That sounds like fun!

Susan: I'm up for it! –smiling eagerly-

Dr. Cockroach: -about to sob, and then hears Susan- Oh, er, yeah… fine, I'll go through with it.

Ria: -so freaking happy, suddenly holds the Doc in a death hug- OhmyGodthankssomuchyouhavenoideahowhappyyou'remakingthefans!

Link: -pulls Ria away- Dude, don't kill him.

Dr. Cockroach: -gasps for air, choking a little-

Susan: -laughing-

Ria: Heh, sorry. –turns to readers- So, listen, guys. Send in your questions for the characters, even if it doesn't look like they're here. I'll kidnap them. Somehow. Or. Something. I don't know! I'll make something up. –grins-

Susan: Even if it doesn't look like they're here? Does that mean Gallaxhar's coming, too? –doesn't look too excited-

Link: Uh, if he does, can I hurt him?

Ria: Actually, no, there will be no limb-breaking unless someone does something stupid, which means I'll be getting my butt kicked several times later. Oh well. And Gallaxhar should be here… I know that stupid squid survived the explosion. I'm pretty sure he has a bunch of fangirls, too. I wouldn't be surprised. But the fangirls, or the fanboys, shouldn't be able to really get that close to you guys, unless for some special event. –shrugs- I dunno.

Susan: Ugh, okay. I guess I'll do this thing anyway. It sounds like fun!

Dr. Cockroach: -looks terrified- Whatever.

Bob: -appears from nowhere, doesn't have his 'girlfriend'- Uh-huh, yeah, yeah, totally, definitely man, I agree completely! I'm all for it!

Dr. Cockroach: -looks at Bob, confused- Do you even have any idea what we're talking about?

Bob: -has a stupid grin on his face, nods vigorously- Naw.

Ria: -laughs-

Link: I'm in. What about you, Insecto? –rubs Insecto's belly-

Insectosaurus: RAWR! –starts kicking in response to the belly rubs-

Link: He's cool!

Ria: YAY NOW WE CONTINUE! Send in your questions, guys, and, hehe, dares, no matter how outlandish they are.

Dr. Cockroach: Quick question.

Ria: -groans, turns- Whaaat?

Dr. Cockroach: How many chickens do we get?

Ria: -blinks- Considering who's asking for truth and daring you guys, unlimited chickens.

Dr. Cockroach: YES!

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I know that Doc seems like such a worry-wart in this chapter, but that's how I think he'd react. And I'm debating on whether or not to have Doc and Susan develop a crush on each other in this… I mean, you can totally see it happened in the movie! Well, at least Doc did. I dunno. Send in your doomy reviews!

Oh, also, don't use the little stars for actions. Use the little dash button. -like this- And I'll go through and do everything else, it's just that the asteriks don't show up. Kay?