hi everyone! Um... i read somewhere that the twins really like maple syrup and since i was watching the episode where the twins fight, I kinda got this idea where the twins fight over syrup, it might be really weird and and very off on their likeness for maple syrup, but it was probably mentioned in the manga and i haven't really been reading the manga lately, so...SORRY!

most of the insults in this story, i found online...I'm pathetic...

I DO NOT OWN OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!

During the limo ride to their school, the twins crossed their arms and refused to look at each other.

Once they got to school, they walked out of the car on separate sides.

When the time came, they had to go to the club room and do their brotherly love act.

"Kaoru, you know the you're only one for me." Hikaru said softly.

"Hikaru…" Kaoru said shyly.

They looked at each other lovingly, then, that lovey expression turned to anger.

"Kaoru you're an idiot!" Hikaru suddenly said.

"At least i can talk to the girls I like properly!" Kaoru said.

"Loser!" Hikaru said.

"Freak!" Kaoru called back.

"Butt!"

"Well, if you were twice as smart you'd still be stupid!" Kaoru said meanly.

"Shut up! You'll never be the man your mother is!" Hikaru yelled.

"You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance." Kaoru replied.

"If you want to know about mistakes, ask your parents!" Hikaru smirked.

"I'd ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high!" Kaoru retorted.

Hikaru was thinking of a good comeback.

"Don't get lost in thought; you'll be a total stranger there." Kaoru said.

"Grr…THE MORE I THINK OF YOU, THE LESS I THINK OF YOU!" Hikaru yelled back.

"If you said what you thought, you'd be speechless." Kaoru said coolly.

"Hmm… I don't what makes you tick, but I hope it's a time bomb." Hikaru said.

"You're a person of rare intelligence; it's rare when you show any." Kaoru said to his brother.

Hikaru slapped his brother, "You're an idiot!"

"You're more of one!" Kaoru replied.

"That's it! I hate you! For real this time! I never want to see you again!" They said.

They continued their day alone, separated from each other.

They even decided to become separate hosts.

All the clients and hosts were shocked that the twins were in a real fight.

"Hikaru, Kaoru, why are you fighting?" Tamaki asked.

They looked at each other, hatred in their eyes, "HE WOULDN'T GIVE ME THE MAPLE SYRUP!" They said.

Everyone looked at them, and face palmed.

"YOU'RE FIGHTING BECAUSE OF SYRUP? YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS!" Haruhi said.

"I'll give you as much syrup as you want if you two stop fighting." Tamaki said.

They looked at each other, smirked and hugged, "Ok, we made up, now…GIVE US THE SYRUP!" they said.

"Gyah!" Tamaki said, "Alright!"

Tamaki ran around trying to find syrup. He found none, "I'll give it to you tomorrow!" Tamaki yelled,

"Fine…" they pouted.

Every one realized the twins were fake fighting again, but this time for syrup.

The next day, Tamaki ran into the club room, his hand full of jars of maple syrup.

"Wow, Boss, we only wanted two jars, you went way too far." The twins said.

Tamaki fell to the ground, "I got all this for you, and you won't take it?"

"Yeah pretty much, we'll just take two, see ya Boss." The twins said, taking the jars and walking away.

The End

Hope you liked it!

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