Neji: Wait. Why are you doin' this now?
Me: What?
Neji: This new fanfic.
Me: I don't wanna keep the readers waitin, but I just don't wanna stop the fic-
Neji: You have no idea what your chapter is gonna be about, do you?
Me: Not a clue.
Luffy: Hi! I'm-
Me: You get the hell outta here.
Luffy: FINE!
Neji: I won't ask.
Me: Good idea. Well, enjoy!
Yu Yu Hakusho...
"Where's Hiei?!" It was a "typical" day and Yusuke, Kurama, and Kuwabara were looking for their pissed off friend. Kurama sighed. "You know Hiei likes to be in trees, Yusuke. Maybe that's a lead."
Yusuke nodded. "Glad I thought of it." Kurama, a quiet but nice person, showed his "bad" side and smacked him. "I thought of it. Not you." Then they all heard a rare laugh in a tree above their heads. "Hiei? Issat you," Kuwabara asked.
A black blur jumped from the tree. "What?" The kitsune stared at him. "Well, Yusuke wants to ask you something," Kurama said, pushing Yusuke towards Hiei. "What could you possibly want?"
Yusuke almost smacked Kurama. "I just wanna say that Kuwabara wants to say something," he said, pushing Kuwabara towards him. Kuwabara growled. "No. Yusuke was the 1 who wanted you, not me." Then both of them got into a pushing fight.
"You know what? I'm leaving," Hiei said, turning. Yusuke grabbed his shoulder. Hiei smacked it away. "Don't touch me." Yusuke pulled him back. "Look, we were all invited to a special school and- No. Screw that! I'm not going! Wrong number!"
Yusuke sweat dropped. "But we get to meet other people and- Did you not hear me? I said NO for Christ's sakes!" He turned and jumped. "Yukina's going," Yusuke said. "And we get dorm rooms and Kuwabara's going-" That did it.
Hiei turned back. "What did you say?!" Yusuke told him about the school. Hiei finally agreed after much persuading. Then they were all off to this special school.
Naruto...
"Heh. Like hell I'm going." It was a weird day and Naruto and Sakura were trying to get their emo friend to go to this special school. "But Sasuke," Sakura said, batting her eyelashes, "I'm going." Sasuke looked horrified. "Now I don't wanna go!"
Sakura's Innerself was pissed. "That's cold, Sasuke!" But Sakura sweat dropped. "But Sasuke, if you don't go, I don't go. Besides, we have dorm rooms and guys get with guys and girls get with girls-"
Sasuke thought for a moment. "Fine. I'll go." Hinata, Kiba, Shino, and practically everyone else who knew Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura heard this and decided to go too. Especially Hinata. "Perhaps I'll finally get him to notice me," she said quietly to herself.
Naruto was telling both of them, with other people listening, that this school was awesome. "Iruka-sensei told me that at this school, there's a pool, a game room, dorm rooms, everything!"
Sasuke shrugged. Sakura giggled. "I'll get to see 2 people I like without their shirts," Sakura thought, blushing. Hinata saw by the look of her face that she was thinking of Sasuke without his shirt.
"And maybe we get to-" Sakura stopped, after saying that aloud, with Naruto and Sasuke staring strangely at her. "Oops."
Pokemon...
Ash was trying to persuade all his friends A/N I mean ALL, as in Misty, May, Dawn, Paul, Drew, and others to go to a special school with him and Brock. Misty shook her head. May kinda wanted to, when she heard about a spa and pool. Dawn just wanted to go because of the spa.
Paul didn't, of course. He was about to walk away, when he heard that Dawn was going. He sighed, then agreed. Ash shouted out, "YES!!" Paul glared at him. Dawn, Zoey, Brock, Misty, and May sweat dropped. "What about Drew," May asked sheepishly.
Ash snapped his fingers. "That's who I forgot! Let's find Drew!" And they found Drew, training his Pokemon deep in the forest. "Drew, wanna come to a special school with me," Ash asked as casual as he could.
Drew shrugged. "Why?" Ash shrugged. "Just want friends along with me." He shrugged. "Why not?" He called back his Pokemon. "What time?" Ash pulled out a piece of paper. "This time."
Drew studied it. "Why don't I just travel with you, since I have absolutely no idea where this is," Drew asked. Ash nodded. Paul groaned. "I might as well too, since I haven't a clue where it is either."
Then they all met up with Gary. Ash shrugged. "Wanna come to a special school with us," Ash asked him. Team Rocket heard this conversation. Gary nodded. Team Rocket snickered. "Are they gonna be in for a surprise when we show up too," James said.
Meowth and Jessie nodded, still snickering. "Let's follow them," Jessie said. And all of them were off.
The next day in YYH...
Hiei had to walk with Yusuke, Kurama, and Kuwabara to this school. Kuwabara was sleep walking, since he kept mumbling, "Oh Yukina. I'm so glad you agreed to marry me." Hiei smacked him awake.
"Yusuke, I'm bored. When do we reach this school," Hiei asked. Yusuke shrugged. Hiei growled. "I thought," Kuwabara asked, "that you knew when we got there?" Yusuke shrugged. "I just know where it is, not how long it takes."
Yukina, Keiko, and Botan knew where this school was and was probably there already. "Even if I was surrounded by girls, I still would've traveled with them, since they could get there faster," Hiei said.
Yusuke clenched his fists. "Are you saying I'm slow?!" Hiei shrugged. "No, I was implying it. You said it." Kurama shook his head. "Not now guys." But they started to argue anyway.
The next day in Naruto...
The people who listened to Naruto and Sakura's conversation confronted them and said they were going with. "Eavesdroppers," Naruto muttered. Temari glared at him. Ino was sleeping.
Naruto finally caught them while walking. Shikamaru started snoring since they had been walking and hadn't stopped since the day before. Neji, despite his quiet protests, had to carry him while walking. Shino had to carry Ino.
Sakura held onto Sasuke and stuck her tongue out a sleeping Ino. "Ino Pig," Sakura said. Shino shook his head. "She's sleeping, Sakura. That's not cool." Sakura was pissed. "So? We're ninjas, not people who're nice!"
Shino looked strangely at her and her comment on 'nice people.' "Whatever." Ino rubbed her eyes. "What? What'd I miss?" Sakura acted like nothing happened and held onto Sasuke. Ino was pissed now. "Lemme go Shino! I'm gonna get Sasuke's attention!"
He let her down and she ran to Sasuke and held onto his other arm. Chouji shook his head and ate his chips. "What's he got that I don't have," he asked Kiba. "Girls," Kiba replied. Chouji growled. "I mean, how does he get the girls?"
Kiba shrugged. "The looks, the body, the personality. Everything." Chouji growled. Sasuke, the emo freak, was surrounded by beautiful girls, while he, the fatass, had to console himself with chips.
Shikamaru finally woke up. "What's up?" Neji dropped him. "Not you," he said. Shikamaru shrugged. "Okay. What's up, Chouji?" Chouji shrugged. "Naruto and his gang knows we're following him, so he's leading to the school."
Shikamaru shrugged. "Whatever."
Pokemon...
Ash and his friends had spent the night in the Pokemon Center. Ash was mumbling while on the couch, with Misty by his side. Drew held onto May while they were sleeping. Brock was of course lonesome, sleeping on a bunk.
Gary was sleeping by Zoey, who was content when she figured out that Gary was sleeping next to her. Dawn was resting her head on Paul's chest. Paul, who didn't seem to mind, kept sleeping.
Dawn woke up 1st in the morning. She yawned and got off of Paul. She went into the bathroom and washed herself in the shower. She tip-toed outta the center, asking Nurse Joy if she could tell her friends in case they got worried.
She called out her Piplup and Pachirisu, deciding that she should get practice in with her Pokemon. She kept calling out attacks, to make them more unique when she goes to her next contest.
She improved with her Pachirisu's special attacks. Piplup was improving a little, but when he did his Peck at Bubblebeam, you could tell he improved. Pachirisu was improving with her Kiss and Spark attack.
Then she heard, "I see you're gettin' some practice in for the next contest, right?" She turned and saw Zoey, eating an onigiri. Then her stomach growled. Zoey grinned at her. "I'm guessing you're hungry." She nodded meekly.
Zoey laughed. She took out a box full of onigiri. "Here, have some," she said, taking another 1 outta the box. 1st, Dawn called back her Pokemon and then she ran to have a treat. "Mmmm, jelly filled," Dawn said.
Zoey nodded. Then they saw Drew and Brock come outta the center. "Hey," Brock said in a playful voice, "since when were you gonna tell us you had onigiri?" Zoey and Dawn giggled. "Well, you're such a good cook, I didn't bother."
Brock had to agree. He was not a good cook, but a great cook. "Well, have some."
Me: Okay, I'm sorry I cut you off, but I have to do a thing called 'studying.' I don't know what it means, but my mom says my grades must get better. She said it's all Us. So I'm gonna get off. Pssshhh. Yeah right. Well, review!
