This is the brainchild of me and Riv, a scary combination at best. This is what happens when you watch the Extended Return of the King with your best friend and you are high on laughter.
Bag End was usually quiet, but on this Saturday evening there was much giggling and shouting. The four hobbits were sitting around Frodo's kitchen table reminiscing of old times.
"Remember when we were kids Merry?" Pippin turned to his cousin.
"Yes....... why?" Merry was quite suspicious, and very drunk.
"You used to run around Brandybuck hall in nothing but your underoos!" Pippin laughed so hard he almost knocked over his mug of ale.
"So! You used to run around totally naked!" Frodo added. At this all the hobbits fell off of their chairs laughing and rolled around on the floor.
"Well Mr. Frodo." Sam spoke up for the first time that evening. "You remember when we were leaving the tower of Cirith Ungol?"
"No! I don't know what you are talking about!" He flashed Sam a warning look.
"Well.... let me refresh your memory."