A.N. This came to me after I saw the most freaky trailer ever, I was in tears guys, tears.
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia-Axis Powers
America bit his fingernails anxiously, it's not like he was scared or anything! He was the hero! He needed to stay strong!
But then the horror movie began to play, and it started out so happy, like everything would be fine. Then it took a sharp turn and a ghost took control of people's minds and made them...
Too many people have died.
He flicked the screen off.
Heroes don't watch this, they save lives.
"Boo, da?" a suspiciously familiar Russian accented voice said behind him.
America jumped up and screamed, turning around to face Russia, "What do you want, you commie,"
"I just wanted to check on little America," Russia said with that freaky childish smile.
Oh, right, he was at an Allies meeting.
"Seriously, the attention span, aru!" China proclaimed.
"He's just not focusing on the right things," France said seductively.
"Lay low, you stupid frog," England glared at him.
Then, the lights flickered. Just like they did in America's movie before going completely black.
America screamed at the top of his lungs and leaped in the air. He somehow made it into somebody's arms.
When the lights turned back on, America saw who he had strangled.
He was bridal style in Russia's arms.
"Little America's scared," Russia teased, while squeezing him very tightly in his arms.
"Iggy," America whined, tears in his eyes, "Russia's teasing me,"
"I'm sorry," England obviously found America's antics amusing but kept it to himself, "But weren't you the one to jump in his arms?"
America pouted.
"What, aru?" China knew the symptoms when somebody was about to cry.
"Iggy, that in my country of the US of A is what we call a burn, now put me down, commie,"
Russia pretty much dropped America, causing him to fall on his rear and pout.
"Hon hon hon hon hon," France laughed.
"It's raining, aru," China added.
"Well, we can't exactly leave now, who's up for that tea?" England looked around.
China followed him into the kitchen.
The door slammed open and three nations tumbled in before slamming it.
"Ve~ Germany, it's Russia, America and Big Brother France!" Italy shouted with joy.
Germany straightened his cap, looking for the rest of the Allies.
"Gomen-nasai, sorry for the intrusion," Japan did a small bow.
"Well, it's not like we can go anywhere," America attempted to seem like his old self, "Let's play a game!"
"What sort of game?" Italy looked at him with interest before Germany had to pull him back.
"I have a game!" Russia said with a little too much glee, "We could always play Russian Roulette,"
"No," deadpanned the others.
"But people who lose don't tend to be very useful, da?" Russia continued, "So I have a new game, you play it with a knife,"
"Ah, no," China and England both said as they re-entered the room.
All the doors in the house then slammed.
"Is it a murderer," Russia looked at America with that gleam in his eye.
"I'm not afraid of straight murderers," America corrected him, "Because if one wanted to lure me out, all they'd have to do is mess with my WiFi, not slam the doors, dumbo,"
"Let's put a puzzle together," suggested Japan meekly.
A little while later...
"I'll get all the red pieces, da?" Russia looked at everyone.
"Where would this fit?" England and China asked, actually having a strategy.
The Axis Powers were also working together.
"This piece looks like pasta," Italy proclaimed, "Germany...I want pasta,"
"Not now, Italia," Germany set untrusting glares around the room.
Japan sighed as yet another piece didn't fit in the right place.
France was sitting on a chair drinking wine, "Mon dieu, too much stress,"
England shook his head in dismay.
"Aw..." America complained, "The piece doesn't fit!"
SMASH
BANG
CRASH
SOME RANDOM CAT MEOW
"Oh, it does fit," America looked proud.
"This isn't working, aru!" China looked stressed.
"What's not working?" Germany narrowed his eyes.
"England and I are trying to get everyone to get along," China complained.
"Yeah," England agreed, "See us? No conflict, no Opium War problem,"
They both kicked each other under the table.
"Okay, then," America looked away.
"Da," Russia did the same.
Japan snapped a photo.
A.N. What do you guys think?
