I check my pockets to make sure they aren't filled with horse porn. "Heh coast clear!" I reach into my bag and put my headphones on. "Ya-yo Ya-yo! Dreaming, don't give it up Luffy." I slightly rock my head back and forth while listening to the musical wonder that is the one piece theme song. "Nothing to battle a Monday morning like some good music!" After a few minutes, i arrived on school grounds with thirty minutes to spare. It was my first day as a transfer student to Fapgore high and it was also my first day of housing the 400 year old fox spirit, Momo. I walk into my new class and find an open spot in the back near the window(i like windows). With a few minutes to spare, i decided to spark a conversation with my fellow classmates. A group of African-american were seated near my vicinity. I decided to join in on the fun and approached them in a balanced ninja stance."The names Glondo Knight, i'm also known as samurai Jack's retarded brother. The group hesitated to reply, there was a morbid disgust and slight twitch in their eyes. The first girl to reply was heavyset and sounded quite angry. "Yo, why do you smell like shit." I swiftly got out of my chair and gouged her eyes out and then sat back down. "MY EYES DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA." I gave myself a sniff and wondered, w-why do i smell like shit. In order to avoid trouble i decided to flee. I fled from the scene remembering great words from an old war general, "Running away is winning." It wasn't long until i got caught due to my chronic diarrhea and obesity.

After a thorough cleaning of my bowels i was escorted to the main office. Although i pleaded self-defense, i was sent to the office to be questioned by a higher-up. "Glondo Knight?" The principal called my name and i headed into his office with a slight grin. "Glondo, whats so funny", the principal asked. "Heh, well, i was remembering the time-Aughhhhh dadaa nughhhhhh lug bughh." The principal replied, "th-that doesn't mean anything." I squinted my eyes to the point of non-existence and retorted, "Well you see principal, i have a 400 year old fox spirit housed inside of me which results in high energy outbursts in the form of demonic tongues." In slight understanding the principal said. "Ah, Okay. But in all seriousness Glondo, why did you gouge out your fellow classmates eyes?" I squished my face until my forehead had a countable yet seemingly infinite amount of forehead folds."Principal, there are reasons for everything and in this case, i will gladly enlighten you. You see, an abstract concept such as gouging out eyes can mean multiple things. In this case, the eyes represent the ottoman empire, and my fingers represent-" Before i could finish, the principal kicked me out and called me a faggot.