A Series of Gay Coincidences
Disclaimer: I own nothing you think Joanne owns, but i'm goign to brag and say that I own this idea, becaus ei'm such a crazy person that this poped into my head.
Dedication: Dedicated to Alexis, because she alwasy likes slash, and even though this isn't slash you can probably say it could be. But it's not. I swear.
A/N: My come across as slash. Promise I didn't make it that way. I acknowlege the fact that Sirius and James are straight.
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James pushed Lily up against the wall as she ran her hands through his already messy hair. James deepened the kiss and Lily obliged, giggling slightly at the fact that they were making out in the middle of the hall.
Suddenly there was the sound of someone clearing their throat. James and Lily unplugged themselves from each other and looked over. Sirius and Lily's best friend Sarah were standing about a meter away.
"Sarah! I haven't seen you all morning!" Lily exclaimed, jumping away from James and walking over. She linked arms with her best friend and they both turned around and walked towards the Great Hall for breakfast, chattering away.
"Did your girlfriend just steal my girlfriend?" Sirius asked, his eyes on the girls' retreating backs.
"I believe she just did," James said, also watching the girls as they turned around the corner.
"I suppose it would be incredibly gay of us if we linked arms and skipped to the great hall," Sirius said reproachfully.
"Yes. It would," said James. They turned to look at each other, identical grins on their faces.
Without a word the two boys linked arms and skipped to breakfast, giving a few first years minor heart attacks.
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Sirius sighed. "I can't believe this is going to be our last trip to Hogsmede as students!" he exclaimed. "And Moony's still in the Hospital Wing and Wormtail's disappeared."
"Yeah, I thought I'd be rather more exciting than this," James agreed.
The two trudged down the street, kicking up stones (as boys do) and jumping in the occasional puddle (as little boys do. And immature ones.).
They walked past Zonko's, past the post office, past The Three Broomsticks, past all the other random shops selling their random stuff until they ended up at Madame Puddyfoot's tea shop.
Sirius looked into the window. "Eww!" he exclaimed. "Can't people be normal and find a cupboard to snog in?"
"Apparently not," James said, looking in the window himself. "Have you ever been in there?"
"Fortunately not," Sirius said.
"I suppose it would be incredibly gay of us to do that too," James said with the air of someone commenting on the weather.
"Yes. It would," replied Sirius.
The two looked at each other, before launching into a full snog which sent a couple of second years running away screaming about the devil and possession.
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Unfortunately for slash fans, James and Sirius are in fact straight, and were seen later that night snogging their girlfriends by the fire in the common room. Although Peter I can't be to sure about….
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A/N: Was it slash? I hope not...