Hi there peoples! It's Spring Break now so I decided to do another story. I will still be continuing my previous story, "Saturday Night Catastrophe!". Not to worry! I will be updating this story every Sunday and if I don't, may the evil mutant butterflies and flying spaghetti monster take me far, far away in the dead of night and steal my soul and Tobi's cookies.

Tobi: Not my cookies! NOOOOOOOO! (ties me to a chair and shoves my computer in my face). WRITE!

Da Rules: There are no rules! Just review or PM me ANY truth or dare you can possibly think of. It can be as crazy or realistic as you want. Just be creative.


Disclaimer: If I did own this, Kakashi would still be alive and Sasuke and would not.

Sasuke: Hey! You cannot defeat me in all my smexiness!

Sakura: (Infatuated) Total smexiness.

Me: (Roll eyes at Sakura). Shut up you pretentious prick or else I will sic Sakura and the other fan girls on you.

Sasuke: (Eyes widen and falls back in fear). I'll be good!

Me: Good. Now on with the fic!

So Happily Unsatisfied: (Bursts through the double doors and screams on the top of her lungs) SPRING BREAK! WOO HOO! (Insert manic happy dance here). I'm free! I'm free! I'm f***ing free! A week of no college or all nighters for me!

So Happily Unsatisfied: (Happy dance finally subdued and the wind blows leaves in an awkward anime silence). Now what? (Perks up) I know! (Whips out cell phone). I'll just send a few messages!

Several moments later, the entire Naruto cast comes bursting through the double doors.

Naruto: Teme! I know you're here! I am going to bring you back to Konoha whether you like it or not! (Clenches fist).

Sakura: Sasuke-kuuuuun! I am going to get you in my skintight pants whether you like it or not!

Sasuke: (Shutters at Sakura and then turns back to Naruto). Shut-up, dobe. I have come to avenge the great Uchiha clan. Itachi, (unsheathes katana), prepare to die!

Itachi: (Rolls eyes). Foolish little brother, we are only here for the Kyuubi vessel.

So Happily Unsatisfied: Ok, ok, ok people! Ninja of Konoha, Suna, Oto, Akatsuki, and anyone else who matters, my name is So Happily Unsatisfied, Shu-chan for short, and I will be your hostess for this evening.

Choji: Mmmm…Hostess cupcakes. (Drools over cream filled pastries).

Shu-chan: (Awkwardly turns away from Choji). Ok…anyways, I have gathered you all here today because I had nothing better to do. No one is allowed to leave without my permission. We have a never-ending supply of food and water so you all don't die of starvation or thirst. If you die, it will be due to the wishes of me or reviewers. So, since you are all here, I thought we would all play a game.

Hinata: W-what game are w-we p-p-playing?

Konohamaru: "Ninjas and S-Rank Criminals?"

Shu-chan: No.

Tenten: "Chutes and Daggers?"

Shu-chan: I thought I said ninja that matter. (Presses button and Tenten is pulled into a rip in the Time/Space Continuum and then disappears). Next!

Pein: "Take Over the World" game? Mwahahaha!

Shu-chan: (Wheels turning in head). Maybe later.

Sasuke: "Whack-a-Weasel?"

Shu-chan: (More annoyed) NO.

Hidan: (Hopeful) "Convert to Jashinism" game?

Shu-chan: No way.

Orochimaru: (Grins evilly) "Pin the Tail on the Sarutobi?"

Shu-chan: Nuh-ah.

Choji and Naruto: A ramen-eating contest?

Shu-chan: Nope.

Hinata: "I Spy?" (Looks at Naruto and blushes fiercely).

Shu-chan: No offense, but you do that anyway, Hina.

Sakura: "Spin the Kunai?" (Looks at Sasuke and squeals like a fan girl).

Shu-chan: In your dreams, fan girl. Ok, no more guessing! It's "Truth or Dare"!

Sasuke: And what if we don't want to?

Shu-chan: I thought we already went over the punishment, Sasuke.

Sasuke: Oh yeah… (shutters).

Shu-chan: Alrighty then, our first request is from my little brother, Kyuubi Dork.

Naruto, I dare you to cop-a-feel on Sakura and then scream, "The Kyuubi made me do it!!!!" Then run like hell. (even though she's going to get you anyway)

And I dare Choji to donate ALL of his potato chips to a local food charity. Even the crumbs.

---Kyuubi Dork

Shu-chan: Dude, that is just wrong.

Naruto: (Exuberantly smiles). OK!

Naruto ran over to Sakura, who was too busy fantasizing with the teme to hear the dare, and he went second base. Sakura rudely awoke from lemon daydream, wiped the string of drool hanging from her mouth, and death glared at Naruto.

Naruto: Huh. Not as satisfying as I thought it would be. Should have done Hinata, 'cause you're WAY too flat, Sakura-chan.

Hinata: (Blood spews out of both nostrils and she passes out).

Inner Sakura: (Vein throbbing on forehead explodes and Inner Sakura has been released). I am gonna KILL YOU! CHA!

Naruto: (Runs for his life from a vengeful rosette). The Kyuubi made me do it!!!! I swear! (Dodges a blow to the head by Sakura).

Kyuubi: Don't pin this one on me, Kit. I only destroy villages and eat humans, not molest minors.

Naruto: Damn it! (Finally gets punched by Sakura and is sent flying).

Choji: (Finally stops drooling over cupcakes and hugs all of his snacks protectively). I am not going to donate my babies to ANYONE!

Shikamaru: (Nervously approaches his spazzing out teammate). Um, Choji, I know it's a drag, so let me do it.

Choji: (Whimpers) ok…I'll close my eyes.

There is a knock on the door and Zetsu answers it revealing Kyuubi Dork with a big cherry red wheelbarrow.

Light side: Why, hello there, little boy. What's your name?

Dark side: (Flashes a toothy grin). Don't you look tasty?

Shu-chan: (Takes out spray bottle and squirts water in Zetsu's face). No! Bad Zetsu! No eating my brother.

Kyuubi Dork: I'm here to collect. (Gestures at the wheelbarrow).

Shikamaru helped Kyuubi Dork load up the red hand-propelled vehicle with Choji's tasty little friends until it nearly overflowed with all but one package of potato chips. Choji was still gripping the half eaten bag of chips and desperately trying to keep his eyes closed to avoid the horrid sight. Kyuubi Dork slowly slipped the bag out of the young Akamichi's grasp and put it on top of the stack of food bags, but this bag slid down the mountain and fell to the floor.

Choji: (Looks to see the chips he sacrificed to his dare all over the ground and goes ballistic). HOW DARE YOU WASTE My PERFECTLYGOOD POTATO CHIPS! YOU SHALL PAY WITH YOU LIFE!

Choji chases Kyuubi Dork all over the room for doing that heinous deed until Choji takes a nosedive at the wheelbarrow and starts gobbling all his salty little babies, bag and all.

Kyuubi Dork: I'm kinda scarred right now.

Shikamaru: You should probably just leave. We'll send you a check. (Walks Kyuubi Dork out the door).

Shu-chan: Now that that is over, I have a few truths and dares of my own. (Dramatic music plays and everyone huddles together in fear).

1) Sakura, why do you chase Sasuke after he called you annoying, ignored you, knocked you out and dumped you on a park bench, and then left you? Are you really that dense?

2) I dare Sakura and Karin to fight to the death over Sasuke.

3) I dare Orochimaru to trade places with Michael Jackson for a week.

4) Sasuke, why does your hair look so much like a chicken ass? If I beat the crap out of you for killing Itachi, will I get a bunch of angry PETA protestors beating down my door?

5) I dare Naruto to come up with a new catch phrase.

6) Hinata, I dare you to let me buy you a whole new wardrobe at Hot Topic and then show off your new look to Hiashi and Neji.

7) I dare Ino to stick pink bubble gum in Sakura's hair. I want to see how long it will take for her to notice her head is Bubblicious.

8) Kisame must move to Sea World to take part in the headline performance.

---So Happily Unsatisfied (Shu-chan)

Sakura: What are you talking about? Sasuke has been my teammate for, like, a whole four months! That's, like, FOREVER! So I speak fluent Uchiha. "You're annoying" means "I love you" and "get lost" means "I want to get in your pants." And don't EVEN get me started on when he said "thank you" that night! That means he wants to have wild and crazy sex! Therefore, Uchiha Sasuke obviously wants me as much as I want him! Right, Sasuke-kun?

Sasuke: (Turns to me with a devilish smirk on his face). Can I PLEASE kill her? I promise not to get too much blood on the floor.

Shu-chan: (Thinking about it). Tempting…very tempting…but she has to fight Karin now.

Karin: Yes! I have been meaning to kick this girl's ass!

Sakura: Bring it on, slut! I know Tsunade-sama is on my side!

Tsunade: Twenty thousand yen on Sakura!

Sakura: (Whining) Tsunade-sama! You're not supposed to bet on ME!

Orochimaru: Then I put forty thousand yen on Karin.

Jiraya: One hundred thousand yen on both of them winding up dead!

Sasuke: (Smiling) Here, here!

Shu-chan: (Snaps fingers and a steel cage magically appears). Ladies, please enter the cage. I will tell you when to begin.

Sakura and Karin eagerly enter the metal deathtrap and the cage slammed and triple locked. Then the cage is hoisted up in the air.

Shu-chan: Begin.

Sakura: You are going down, home wrecker! Sasuke is MY boyfriend!

Karin: Yeah, and I'm the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny on her way to deliver candy to orphans.

Sakura: You are gonna get a lot of money tonight from the tooth fairy because I'm going to knock out all your teeth!

Karin: I'd like to see you try.

Everybody: Shut up and start fighting!

Sakura and Karin start beating the crap out of each other and Jiraya whispers something in my ear.

Shu-chan: No there will not be chocolate pudding, you perv!

Jiraya: Awwww…

Sasuke: This is awesome! I might be rid of TWO fan girls! Whoopee! (Does my happy dance).

Shu-chan: (Whacks Sasuke over the head with a paper fan, hard). That's MY thing!

Orochimaru: (Licks lips with snake-like tongue). With both fan girls gone, I will have Sasuke-kun all for myself. Ku! Ku! Ku!

Shu-chan: Sorry, Ero-sannin, but you have to switch places with Michael Jackson now.

Michael Jackson: Hehe! (Does the moonwalk over to Sasuke and me).

Orochimaru: No fair…(exits room begrudgingly).

Random woman outside: There he is! It's Michael Jackson! The man who raped my Jimmy!

Jimmy: Mommy! Make the scary man with candy go away!

Police arrest a confused looking Orochimaru.

Sasuke: (Cries tears of joy). It's a dream come true! I am so happy! Nothing can bring me down!

Juugo: This is a first. Sasuke's not being an emo brat.

Suigetsu: I give it three minutes tops. (Turns away from Juugo and to Sasuke). So, Sasuke, I have always wondered why your hair looks like a chicken ass.

Sasuke: I was born with it. I don't know why.

Itachi: I do. (Appears from the shadows with a serious face). It's because we are half brothers.

Sasuke: What?! Since when?

Itachi: Since two years ago. (To himself) And the resurrection of the Uchiha clan rests on his shoulders? We are so extinct. (Back to Sasuke) Mother was not always faithful to father, so she had an affair with ondori-san* - your birthfather. Father was devastated when he found out, but he and mother worked things out over dinner. (To himself) That was the best chicken dinner I've ever had.

Sasuke: Mother cheated on father…with a CHICKEN!?

Naruto: OMG! I KNEW IT!

Sasuke: You never told me about my father before! How could you!?

Itachi: You never asked.

Juugo: Well, that would explain the occasional clucking noises coming from Sasuke-sama's tent.

Sasuke: I do not make clucking no-Bra-GAWK!

Itachi: And since he is the only one of his kind, PETA will come after you. Why else would I spare my little brother from the massacre? I didn't want a lawsuit or angry protestors. Enemy ninja and Uchiha clansmen are one thing, but dealing with politics and angry activists is a bitch.

Sasuke: (Cries hysterically in the emo corner). Wah! Nobody loves me!

Suigetsu: (Looks at watch and grins). Two minutes and thirty-eight seconds.

Michael Jackson: Don't worry, Sasuke. I still love you! (Glomps Sasuke and drags him into the closet).

Juugo: (Very concerned) Do you think we should help him?

Shu-chan: Maybe later. (Turns attention to Naruto). Well Naruto, while Karin and Sakura are dishing it out and Michael Jackson is raping Sasuke, why not start with that new catchphrase?

Naruto: I think I got one! (Clears throat) BELIEVE IT…or not.

Shu-chan: You can't use that catchphrase. That's copywriting!

Naruto: D'oh!

Shu-chan: What else do you got?

Naruto: Silly Akatsuki, Biju are for Jinchuriki!

Shu-chan: You're kidding, right?

Naruto: (In a real serious tone) Easy peasey lemon squeezy!

Shu-chan: (Falls over anime style). No. Just, no.

Naruto: Well, that's all I've got!

Hinata: You'll c-come w-w-with s-something, N-Naruto-k-k-kun.

Naruto: Thanks Hinata! (Naruto smiles brightly which causes Hinata to faint).

Shu-chan: Hinata! (Catches her before she hits the ground). I know what will make you feel better! Let's get you out of those big white coats and into something hot! (With a sinister gleam in eyes) you have those emergency credit cards your dad gave you, don't you?

Hinata: (Grins mischievously and holds up a countless amount of credit cards in her hands).

Shu-chan: (In a Mr. Burn's fashion) Excellent. Let's stick it to him good!

Naruto: Shu-chan! (Stops Hinata and me from skipping off to the mall). What about the game?

Shu-chan: Right! Tobi is in charge of the rest of the chapter!

Tobi: Tobi is a good boy!

Everyone else: We're doomed.

Shu-chan: Buh-bye! (Leaves with Hinata).

Tobi: Okey-dokey then! Tobi is being a good boy and will move onto next dare!

Ino: Finally! (Waits for the first round of Sakura vs. Karin to end and walks over to her bloodied best friend).

Sakura: Ino-pig! Am I winning?

Ino: (Lies) Of course! Want some water, forehead?"

Sakura: Thanks, pig. (Takes the water bottle from her best friend and Ino sticks the gum in her hair while Sakura chugs down the liquid).

Karin: (Laughs hysterically while watching Ino gently places the gum on Sakura's scalp).

Ino: Mission accomplished.

Tobi: Yays! Now, onto the last dare! Kisame-sempai!

Kisame: (Tears fill his eyes when Tobi called upon him for his "Truth or Dare" challenge).

Itachi: Get a hold of yourself, man! Akatsuki don't cry.

Tobi: Why so sad, sempai?

Kisame: (Tries to wipe away the tears that flow freely down his cheeks, but a few tears still escape his eyes). I-I'm not s-sad. I'm so happy! I've been wanting to see Shamu-hime ever since I joined the Akatsuki and now I can! I'm coming for you, darling! (Kisame runs through the doors, without bothering to open them or notice that Shu-chan and Hinata left them open after they left, and heads to "Sea World".)

Itachi: I swear, I have never seen that guy in my life.

Tobi: Field trip!!!

---Time Skip to "Sea World"---

The entire Naruto cast and others take their seats somewhere in the audience – minus Orochimaru, Sasuke, Michael Jackson, Kisame, Itachi, Sakura, Karin, Hinata, and myself. Suddenly, the lights go down and a multitude of colored spotlights hit the water to illuminate the dark room. The audience look down at the marine animal trainer, who is none other than Weasel-kun.

Itachi: (In a reluctant and bored tone) Ladies and gentlemen, ninja and civilian, human and biju, welcome to a special "Sea World" performance starring Shamu, the killer whale, and Kamu, the…um…fish dude…!

Kisame and Shamu arise from the large pool of water in a great, synchronized leap, which caused the crowd to applaud. The entire Akatsuki in the audience, with the exception of Pein, who hung his head in shame, exploded into uncontrollable laughter at their blue skinned comrade. It was not the fact that he was the headliner in a "Sea World" attraction that caused their uproar, but the fact that he was performing stark naked.

Kamu: (Singing) Born freeeee! As free as the wind blooooows!

Itachi: (To himself) How did I get roped into this?

Deidara: OMG, un! I HAVE to get a picture of this, yeah! (Pulls out camera and snaps tons of pictures of Kisame).

Kakuzu: Pfft! Forget the disposable camera, (pulls out an expensive looking video camera), I am filming this! I can only imagine all the money I will get from blackmailing the blue-balled freak.

Sai: His junk is almost as small as yours, dickless.

Naruto: STFU, you crap artist!

Tobi: This show is so good! But Tobi can't help but think Tobi forgot something.

---Outside of the closet---

Michael Jackson: Oh Sasuke, your skin is so soft!

Sasuke: Stay AWAY from ME!!!!! HEEEEELLLPPP!

Karin: (Pauses from yanking on Sakura's pink locks and listens for the junior Uchiha). Was that Sasuke just now?

Sakura: (Pulls herself out of Karin's grip). He's probably cheering me on. Cha! (Tackles Karin).

---Back at Sea World---

Tobi: Oh yeah! Uzamaki-san, have you come up with a new catch phrase yet?

Naruto: I have a few choices, but I can't decide which one! I think I'll just let the readers decide through a poll on Shu-chan's profile. Hopefully, we'll find out next time!

*Ondori is Japanese for rooster.

I hope you all liked Chapter 1! So please vote, review, and send me YOUR truths and dares for the Naruto cast.

Ta-ta for now!