A/N: Well folks, here's a little crack fiction based off a roleplay I have on here with some of my friends. :) The RP part is bolded and at the beginning, then there's the rest that I added on. Basically, it's Blaine choosing Kurt even in Sebastian's dreams of him. XD!
Even Then He Still Picks Me!
"Yes yes, laugh all you want. You win this round," Sebastian called to Kurt. "But mark my words, Hummel. Your boyfriend will be mine."
In your dreams," Kurt bit back, then added, "oh, wait, even then he still picks me." He snickered lightly, doing as the teacher instructed and pulling out the previous night's homework
BAKHBAKHBAKHBAKH
Sebastian smiled. Fianlly Blaine would be his, even if it was just a dream. Sebastian could care less that Kurt had showed up as well, and instead smiled flirtatiously at Blaine.
"So, Blaine, I was thinking, since this was my dream maybe we can go catch a movie and get dinner?"
Blaine shook his head instantly. "Um, no. Kurt promised to fuck me twelve hundred times, and I'm really looking forward to it," a lustful look had appeared in his eyes.
"B-but this is MY dream!" Sebastian whined.
"And?" Blaine rose an eyebrow. "Look, Kurt's just standing there, making me horny, so, I have to go," and then he scampered away.
"Even in your dreams he still picks me!" Kurt laughed before skipping after the other boy.
Sebastian woke up with a scowl. "Back to the drawing board."
END!
A/N: That...was...EPIC! XD!