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"My first time, I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich."

Chuck Palahniuk

Sam, Jared, Emily, and Kim were compressed on the sofa of Sam and Emily's cabin. Jake was seated with his leg thrown over the arm of the recliner, his lengthy, tan leg swinging back and forth.

"How about a bake sale?" Emily spoke from Sam's lap.

"There is no way, in hell, you can make that much money selling fucking brownies." Embry sighed out, laying on the floor, his head propped against his hand.

Seth started to squirm with excitement, "A CAR WASH! We could have a car wash for cash!"

Leah pulled the pen Bella was chewing on out of her mouth and threw it at her brother. "We need THOUSANDS Seth, let's pretend we aren't in middle school for a sec. Jesus you're nineteen act like it."

Leah laid her head back down on Bella's right thigh. Paul hummed to himself from Bella's left thigh, poking her with his index finger in her nipple. "Swan could flash people for money." She swatted his hand away and sent him a glare.

"If I thought it would get us enough money, I would you asshat."

"Jake, how long would it take to save from the construction business?" Sam asked.

"At least a year, how long do you think Jared?"

Jared ran a hand through his hair, "I'd say closer to eighteen months, and with paying for the contractor licenses and other extra things like that maybe more."

Bella's head thumped on the notebook in front of her on the coffee table. "I just don't know how we can do it."

Quil cleared his throat, "I have an idea, we could have the money pretty quick."

The entire group looked over at him, as he stared at the ceiling from the floor.

"We make a porno, it will seem real 'cause we all know each other. Sex sells and all that." He waved his hand around in the air.

Outrage broke out from around the room.

"Are you fucking serious Quil?!"

"Let's be real Quil."

"Yeah, back to reality."

"Why would you even think about that?!"

"It.. It could work."

All eyes turned to Bella as she spoke, "What? He is right. It's fast cash. With so many of us we could have tons of scenes."

Kim nodded her head. "We could draw names for scenes so it is fair. We could have a ton of genres, we could role play, have girl on girl, we could have bondage in it too, OHHH and a huge orgy for the finale!"

Jared looked at her with his jaw somewhere around his knees.

Leah stood up in a flash, "Wait just a fucking second, none of these fuck turds are getting anywhere near me with their wangs, Not. Fucking. Happening."

Kim grinned at her, "You could be the director! And still do the girl on girl stuff!"

Jared continued with his shocked expression.

Bella looked around the room, "So, who's in?" As she placed her hand flat on the table.

Kim placed hers over Bella's. "I'm in"

Leah was next, "What the hell, getting paid to boss y'all around sounds good to me."

Embry crawled over, "I'll put out if I get a front row seat to you ladies show."

Quil's large hand was next, "Fuck, it was my idea in the first place."

Paul reached up and grabbed Bella's boob, "You know I'll bring the D, count me in."

Seth had a serious look as he placed his hand on the growing pile, "Leah is banned from watching me fuck."

Jake slid to his knees from the chair, "Might as well ride this crazy train to the damn station."

Emily's delicate hand laid over Jake's, shrugging, "All for one, one for all right?"

Kim pulled Jared over, putting his hand in. "He's in too."

They all looked at Sam, Bella spoke "Buck up or shut up Sam, are you going to stay here when the rest of us go to Hawaii, or are you gonna hump your way to paradise?"

He shook his head as he completed the stack of hands, "Every last one of us have lost our damn minds."

Grinning at them, Leah pulled her hand out and rubbed the palm with the other. Looking around with an evil grin she chuckled, "I can't wait for the first scene."