Wassup GgGg? So I don't know whats wrong with me ,but I suddenly got this idea and it keeps spinning around in my head so much that I can't focus on updating my other story InFamous!:Shinigami's Apprentice! So I magically decided to just fucking write this damn thing down and turn it into a story so I can get the idea out from my brain! This my friends is going to be a YAOI and a SI(Self-Insert). Yea I know what your thinking why are you making this a yaoi? The answer is! IDK. Thats how the idea in my brain came up as so I decided well ok it can't be that bad I'll try the yaoi idea. Thanks brain! Well maybe this gonna be a Shounen-ai cause I'm not sure about any sex scenes.
So! Lets start!
"What!" Normal Speech
"I'm so serious!" Entity Speech!
'This can't be real!' Human Thoughts
'It is though' Entity Thoughts!
Disclaimer!: I do NOT own Naruto! If I did there would be lots and lots of juicy YAOI! (Yaoi for days people yaoi for days ^-^)
Really this could have been worse...
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I stared at the fox sitting between my legs. Said fox was maybe the size of a medium size dog with red fur and white sock like paws. She had big green eyes with gold specks. She had white tips on her ears, tails, and below her chin. She had pretty white designs on her fur that looked like swirls and dots. She had three dots under both her eyes and one dot on her forehead. She had long swirls starting from the top of her head around her ears that ran down her back to both her front legs and down to her back legs and tails. Yes tailS. She had 5 long swishing tails. She gave me a mischievous smirk with a raw glint in her eyes. I flinched at her look slightly giving her a smile frown.
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Nahhh It couldn't get any worse than this...right?
So I died!
Shocker right? No? Didn't think so. My problem with my death was that it was rather...
SAD!
Like really I could have gone out badass like saving a puppy or sacrifice my self to my laptop or something like that, but noooooooooo fuck my life.
Or rather what was my life.
Well anyway I didn't come here to complain I'm here to tell a story. I'm talking about how I ended up meeting Kumi (Kuu-Mee) the fox I was talking about a few seconds ago and how she fucked up my already fucked up life. So to begin my name used was Reena Hunter and I was about 14 when I died so it wasn't like I was old or nothing. Like I said before my death was rather...there to be honest. It was at a pool party and I never thought it could happen. It was quick and painless I was only aware that I was dead because I could see my body floating in the pool with teenagers screaming in horror. I had blood coming out of my eyes and ears electric shocks running through out my body. I floated above my body and frowned slightly.
"Wow what an anti-climatic death"
Really I could have been more like I don't know panicked, but I was never one for being extra or beating around the bush. I know death was something that was going to happen, but that didn't mean that I wanted death NOW. It's not like I didn't have any friends. I did have quite a bit for being the funny girl, but it's not like I would miss them they weren't that important in my life. I lived with my aunt and she was also ok, but it's not like I cared that much about her. I knew she felt the same. I only needed her so that I could have a home in till I left and she only needed the extra money she was getting to take care of me.
Sad right?
Good thing I didn't have to many fucks to give.
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I was always a bit uncaring...
Imagine the shock I felt when I woke up in a cold ass forest that felt like death and lust. I've spent a good amount of my time floating around earth in till I was pulled into a dark void and now this.
"Mother fucker..."
Life just hated me at the moment didn't it?
This didn't even LOOK like a forest. It had tall...tress? With mushrooms! MUSHROOMS! The size of blasting houses sticking on the sides of the...tree? I don't even know what to think anymore, but the place looked so familiar...so familiar...
Like...
Like...
Like that village in Naruto! Kusagakure...
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FUCK!
WHY!?
I felt my blood ran cold as the realization finally set in that I.
Uncaring, funny, bitchy child Reena.
Was in the FUCKING Naruto world...
KILL Meeeeeeee!
NOW!
I could feel a strong headache settling in and I couldn't help but sway in full-blown panic. My heart raced and sweat ran down my back as I tried and failed to calm the fuck down.
"Come on Ren, calm down this is all weird ass fuck, but I'll get through it right?" I took one look at the dark forest path ahead of me and felt all level-headedness leave my body as I huddled near one of the mushroom tress like Crona's corner in Soul Eater with tears of fear and panic running down my face. I held my hands in front of my face trying and failing to wipe the snot away.
"Who I'm I kidding? IMMA DIE!" I wailed loudly. Which really wasn't a good idea, but I was 14 ok? I can't deal with shit like this.
"Are you ok, little boy" A soft voice questioned. I whipped my body around and stared at the red and white colored fox in shock she stared back in concern. I wasn't sure how I felt about random foxes talking to me in my panicked state and the fact that it had 5 tails, but there was so many things wrong with what she said that I had to be a bitch and correct her.
"Err...First of all ma'am I'm not little nore I'm I a boy. I don't know how you came up with that shit, but it's not true" The fox gave me a sort of offended look before stalking up to me with a huff.
"So you're a smartass huh, Gaki?" I growled slightly at her which was weird sense I never growled before in my life, but she only laughed at my pitiful excuse for a growl.
"Look I didn't wanna be mean, but you smell like a boy even if you don't really look like one" I only gave her a blank look through my tears before standing up straight now noticing that either I got smaller or this fox was fucking huge. I didn't have to dwell on it since I just had to open my big ass mouth for the shock of my life.
"Well I'm not"
"Why don't you prove it then?" The vixen questioned with a smirk on her lips. I gave her another glare before grabbing the hem of my black shorts. Which I'm pretty sure I never owned before and gave my privates a small peek.
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Not only did I find my not vagina hanging from a pair of balls. I found a pair of FUCKING BALLS!
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Oh and a dick.
I think my life span was lessened by 10 years at the utter mind fuck I saw. I think I was in even more shock then my own death.
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Which is sad in its own right.
I could feel my headache increase as black spots filled my vision. I gave my...private parts one more look just to make sure they were real. They were. And promptly passed out.
PASSED OUT!
NOT!...Fainted...
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"Hey Gaki! Wake up! Wake up! Damn it!"
END!
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