Hello people. I just couldn't resist seeing what would happen if a friend
of mine met Hiei in real life. And Cheryl is a real person, she's in my
class and is also somewhere on the other side of my street.
Disclaimer: I don't own Hiei or any other Yuyu Hakusho persons and/or
things... and I got the idea of talking to Hiei from Author Space from Lady
Yami.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It was a normal day in the human world and there was a girl in a sidewalk squealing, "Balloon!" in a high-pitched voice. She had a familiar short fire demon handcuffed to her. He was trying to pick the lock of the cuff with his sword (which had been replaced with a lawn gnome prior to the cuffing)
"Release me at once!" Demanded the fed up fire demon.
"No!" She replied then skipped off with him being dragged due to his protests.
"What did I do to deserve this?..." He murmured with a sigh.
"Absolutely nothing, now enjoy your tour of New York or I have your imprisoner use bizarre means of torture." spoke someone with no visible body.
"Why do you get to just watch?! You're the author as well as a crazed fan of mine!" He yelled while getting stared at by the people on the sidewalk. It appeared rather awkward that someone was dragged along talking to no one they could see.
"I watch since, well, it's fun to watch. Be grateful I'm not the one handcuffed to you. I can act just like Cheryl but I find very vulgar means to torture you... Plus, Cheryl's not hyper so I'm doing you a favor, Hiei."
"Cheryl?! Who's that?!" demanded Hiei in response.
"That's ME!" She sai- er,..yelled, jumping up and down once while still speaking in the high-pitched squeal of a voice.
"Stop screaming you baka nigen!" he shouted.
"Noo." She said flatly and without a squeal, and in an actual indoor voice.
"Now I think I'm gonna go insane soon." Hiei said with a sigh.
"Yep, that's the point Hiei so just go with it." I said while taking out a bucket of popcorn and a soda to just sit on and watch while Cheryl dragged Hiei all around Chinatown.
"Is she gonna stop?" asked the fire demon with a sigh.
"Yep, soon. I had a reason for replacing your sword with a lawn gnome you know." I responded. "Oh really?" "Yeah, you'll see why soon." I responded with a slight sigh. "Ooooh." Cheryl said as a police car drove by with the lights flashing. "SHINY!!!" she yelled and followed the car at a fast speed with Hiei getting dragged on his stomach while he gritted his teeth. Cheryl chased the car to.. who knows?
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All right, that's the end of the chapter.
Hiei: Sorta short no?
I know.
Hiei: Why do you want to see me go insane?
Dunno, but it is fun to watch Cheryl act like this even though this is her normal.
Hiei: Wouldn't be so fun if you were getting dragged. Wait, this is her NORMAL?!
Ye-ep..
Hiei: Please don't tell me she's gonna act hyper.
Maybe but I might save your hide... Hiei: how?
Not telling.
Hiei: wait, how is taking my sword helping me?
It's shiny; Cheryl likes shiny objects.
Hiei: Oh, but did you have to use a lawn gnome?
Ye-ep.
Hiei: Well, why not a plastic flamingo then?
I think the insanenessing process of Hiei has begun!
Hiei: Wait, is insanenessing even a word?
It is now. All right people, bye!
Oh, and as a parting note, be careful in Chinatown, the police come by a lot. And all the stores close up so fast that someone only has to count to ten before everything's locked down. All right, now it's goodbye! Review Please!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It was a normal day in the human world and there was a girl in a sidewalk squealing, "Balloon!" in a high-pitched voice. She had a familiar short fire demon handcuffed to her. He was trying to pick the lock of the cuff with his sword (which had been replaced with a lawn gnome prior to the cuffing)
"Release me at once!" Demanded the fed up fire demon.
"No!" She replied then skipped off with him being dragged due to his protests.
"What did I do to deserve this?..." He murmured with a sigh.
"Absolutely nothing, now enjoy your tour of New York or I have your imprisoner use bizarre means of torture." spoke someone with no visible body.
"Why do you get to just watch?! You're the author as well as a crazed fan of mine!" He yelled while getting stared at by the people on the sidewalk. It appeared rather awkward that someone was dragged along talking to no one they could see.
"I watch since, well, it's fun to watch. Be grateful I'm not the one handcuffed to you. I can act just like Cheryl but I find very vulgar means to torture you... Plus, Cheryl's not hyper so I'm doing you a favor, Hiei."
"Cheryl?! Who's that?!" demanded Hiei in response.
"That's ME!" She sai- er,..yelled, jumping up and down once while still speaking in the high-pitched squeal of a voice.
"Stop screaming you baka nigen!" he shouted.
"Noo." She said flatly and without a squeal, and in an actual indoor voice.
"Now I think I'm gonna go insane soon." Hiei said with a sigh.
"Yep, that's the point Hiei so just go with it." I said while taking out a bucket of popcorn and a soda to just sit on and watch while Cheryl dragged Hiei all around Chinatown.
"Is she gonna stop?" asked the fire demon with a sigh.
"Yep, soon. I had a reason for replacing your sword with a lawn gnome you know." I responded. "Oh really?" "Yeah, you'll see why soon." I responded with a slight sigh. "Ooooh." Cheryl said as a police car drove by with the lights flashing. "SHINY!!!" she yelled and followed the car at a fast speed with Hiei getting dragged on his stomach while he gritted his teeth. Cheryl chased the car to.. who knows?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All right, that's the end of the chapter.
Hiei: Sorta short no?
I know.
Hiei: Why do you want to see me go insane?
Dunno, but it is fun to watch Cheryl act like this even though this is her normal.
Hiei: Wouldn't be so fun if you were getting dragged. Wait, this is her NORMAL?!
Ye-ep..
Hiei: Please don't tell me she's gonna act hyper.
Maybe but I might save your hide... Hiei: how?
Not telling.
Hiei: wait, how is taking my sword helping me?
It's shiny; Cheryl likes shiny objects.
Hiei: Oh, but did you have to use a lawn gnome?
Ye-ep.
Hiei: Well, why not a plastic flamingo then?
I think the insanenessing process of Hiei has begun!
Hiei: Wait, is insanenessing even a word?
It is now. All right people, bye!
Oh, and as a parting note, be careful in Chinatown, the police come by a lot. And all the stores close up so fast that someone only has to count to ten before everything's locked down. All right, now it's goodbye! Review Please!