Bad Elka!

Joy: bloody men!

Melanie: whats wrong?

Joy: this stupid man stood me up!

Melanie: aww no why?

Joy: I don't know iam so angry!

Melanie: well why don't you go to bed

Joy: why am I annoying you too?

Melanie: what! No!

Joy: then why do you want me to go to bed?

Melanie: just to calm down you don't have to go to sleep gees!

Joy (stamps upstairs)

Melanie (enters the dinning room)

Elka: whats her problem?

Melanie: oh just some guy stood her up!

Elka (bursts out laughing)

Melanie: thats mean!

Elka: oh well you know Joy she'll be fine!

Melanie: I don't know she seemed pretty mad!

Elka: trust me she'll get over it!

Victoria (enters)

Victoria: get over what?

Melanie: a guy stood Joy up!

Victoria: oh dear poor girl

Melanie: I know

Victoria: maybe we should go see she's ok?

Melanie: yeah come on

Melanie and Victoria go upstairs...

Victoria: Joy are you ok?

Melanie: Joy are you ok?

Victoria: stop copying me!

Melanie: oh sorry!

Joy: oh for god's sake come in!

Victoria: are you ok?

Melanie: yay!

Joy looks at melanie: you're weird!

Melanie: sorry it just came out!

Joy: if you're going to be rude you can go back downstairs!

Melanie: what!

Elka (comes upstairs)

Elka: hello Joy I made you a cup of coffee!

Melanie: i'll get it!

Elka (gives the coffee to melanie who gives the coffee to joy)

Joy: thank you Elka!

Elka: you're welcome!

Melanie: well i'll leave you here with Victoria I think Elka is a bit lonely

Joy: Melanie sorry for being horrible just in a bad mood did't mean to take it out on you

Melaine (smiles): its ok Joy just enjoy you're coffee

Elka was downstairs waiting for Melanie...

Elka: has she drank it yet?

Melanie: I dunno why?

Elka (does an evil laugh)

Elka: I put laxatives in her coffee!

Melanie: what!

Elka: just getting her back!

Melanie: what for?

Elka: calling me old!

Melanie: oh

Couple of hours later...

Joy: ohh my tummy!

Victoria: Joy whats wrong?

Joy: I dunno my tummy it really hurts!

Melanie comes running up the stairs...

Melanie: Joy did you drink the coffee?

Joy: yes why?

Melanie: Elka put laxatives in it!

Joy: what!

Melanie: I know thats what I said

Victoria: ohh bad girl!

Joy: I need the loo!

Melanie: ok erm ok Victoria you go downstairs and i'll stay here and look after Joy

Victoria: ok!

Victoria goes downstairs...

Elka: hows Joy?

Victoria: how would you be if someone put laxatives in your coffee?

Elka: not well

Victoria: bingo!

Elka: oh I did't mean to do it it was just a spare the moment type thing you know!

Victoria: yeah I know

Elka: do u think she'll forgive me?

Victoria: I dunno I mean this is Joy we are talking about!

Elka: yeah I mean if it was you or Melanie she would forgive either of you but I don't think she'll forgive me!

Victoria: she might you never know

Elka: nah she won't!

Victoria: why not?

Elka: because its Joy!

Victoria: true!

Meanwhile upstairs...

Joy: ohh god!

Melanie: are you ok Joy?

Joy: do I look ok?

Melanie: not really!

Joy: ohhh that Elka!

Melanie: I don't think she ment to do it?

Joy: how can you not mean to do it!

Melanie: Iam so sorry Joy I wish it was me that was ill not you!

Joy: oh shut up!

Melanie (starts crying softly)

Joy: oh iam so sorry Melanie (gives Melanie a hug)

Melanie: Thanks Joy!

Joy (smiles) I think iam feeling a bit better!

Melanie: yay!

Joy and Melanie go downstairs...

Victoria: oh Joy how are you feeling tummy better?

Joy: yes thank you Victoria it is!

Elka: oh Joy iam so sorry I did't mean to hurt you it was just a spare the moment type thing it will never happen again promise!

Joy: it better not it was not pleasant!

Elka: can we be friends?

Joy: erm...ok!

Elka: yay!

The end!