Mulder Number 5
By
The X-Filer
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Ladies and Gentlemen this is Mulder number 5
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Everybody to the bureau, so come on lets ride
We got a, new case that needs some solvin'
We might need some more, coffee and some cola
I woke Scully up, late last week
I must say she didn't get much sleep
She was cranky, angry and defiantly able
Glad I was on this side of the table
So I took her down in the car and on a trip
Ended up diggin' bodies from the tip, everything found
It's all good let me dump it
Bring it and let us truck it
A little bit of Scully in the morgue
A little bit of Skinner down the hall
A little bit of Langly on the scene
A little bit of Frohike, I don't need
A little bit of Byers on the phone
A little bit of Pendrell all alone
A little bit of Kersh, in trouble again
A little bit of Mulder, that's me, your man
Put your gun down and don't make a sound
Come turn around, put your hands on the ground
Take one step left, not to the right
Scully to the front from around one side
Cuff your hands once and click your gun twice
If he gets away, you haven't done it right
A little bit of Krycek with a gun
A little bit of Pusher just for fun
A little bit of Smoker, strike a deal
A little bit of Donnie, are you for real?
A little bit of Tooms, squeezing tight
A little bit of Fluke man, in the night
A little bit of Bees, sting my hand
A little bit Mulder, that's me, your man
I do, all to, see the truth, lies that come from you
I won't run and I won't hide, Scully and I are gonna touch the sky
A little bit of Hunter against the wall
A little bit of Deep throat on the floor
A little bit of Marita some day
A little bit of Fowley no way
A little bit of Spender shoot now
A little bit of conspiracy, somehow
A little bit of Aliens at hand
A little bit of Mulder, that's me, your man
A little bit of Carter on the set
A little bit of Mitch getting dressed
A little bit of David on the scene
A little bit of Gillian in a dream
A little bit of William on the smoke
A little bit of Tom nearly choked
A little bit of Bruce, Dean on hand
A little bit of X-files, makes me a fan
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A/N
Ok I know it may not be the best, but i'm proud of it!
It was damn hard lol
Anyways hope you like, let me know if you did
If you have never heard this song the go to youtube: Lou Bega, Mambo number 5
Its such a cool song!