Days of our Lies
Episode 1: The Orgy
Characters: Shona, Teju, Draco, Tuxedo Mask, The Mask, Noddy (the fake one), Big Ears
Noddy was dancing around a pole naked. Shona saw him and looked shocked. Then, Harry Potter apparated there using his 'magical wand' (and we all know what THAT really is.it's a nose!) and joined Noddy.with the clothes on. Just then, a red rose was thrown down next to the pole, yes, Tuxedo Mask had come to take Teju away on a moonlit date to Big Ears cottage in Wakefield. Unfortunately, on the way, they met Tuxedo Mask's alter ego, the Moonlight Knight, who was more attracted to Tuxedo Mask himself than Teju, much to her dismay. Luckily, just then, Shona came flying down on a flying.thing that flies and the Moonlight Knight fell in love with her immediately. Yet, Shona did not want the Moonlight knight, her interest lay in Big Ears, or Big Nose as she liked to call him in secret!! However, someone who was interested in Moonlight Knight was Shubha.yes, Shubha! The former lover of Rasputin! Incensed she was with the fact that the Moonlight Knight seemed to prefer Shona. She did all she could to persuade him that Shona was actually Anastasia in disguise (although this was not true.) She had just about succeeded in winning over the Moonlight Knight and taking him to Big Ears cottage for a date too, when suddenly Shashwat aka transy floated down from his broomstick. (Mmhhmm!) For both him and the Moonlight Knight, it was love at first sight (oo that rhymes!) It was love until something very unexpected happened! Dmitri (*drools*) jumped from an invisible, non-existent mountain down to where everyone was standing/floating/whatevering.in ONLY HIS UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!! (w00000000t!)
Teju's mouth fell open, and even more drool came out. This made Tuxedo Mask rather pissed off, so he decided to dump Teju for Shona, but Shona liked Dimitri too, so he decided to make both girls annoyed and jealous by entering Tom Riddle's 'Diary'. Yet, even he did not know what he was fully in for in doing such a thing (unlike Ron Weasley who knew perfectly well what he was getting into) but as soon as the diary fell open and ink fell onto it...Tom Riddle's secret lust for Legolas Greenleaf was revealed in all its glory. It seemed as though it was so obvious that long hair turned Tom on that Dumbledore had thought it was actually himself, that was the object of Tom's lust, yet this was not true.
Arwyn was for some reason there too. Nobody knew, nor cared why. She was annoyed by the fact that Legolas was so much prettier than she that she joined forces with Galadriel, who was actually Celeborn. (Don't ask!) After the fact that Legolas had taken a dip in Galadriel's celestial pool without asking, they decided to play a cruel prank. For some reason, though, Celeborn wanted to put a spell on the pool and wait until Legolas jumped in butt-naked (mmmm...lurrvely) again.
Galadriel merely raised an eyebrow snobbily and gave a disapproving look to Celebron. He did not care. Sauron did. He cared A LOT! In fact, he cared so much he set his eye on fire.
Sauron had never got over the fact that at the last dinner party at big ears' house, Tuxedo Mask had given Teju a rose (unfortunately, it had missed her heart and had gone into her liver instead); not him. To make him jealous, he tried to get it on with Leggy, but the blond dude didn't have a fetish for burning eyes.
Tsk tsk..what WERE all these frustrated dudes to do? They arranged a party at the house of He-who-never-answers-text-messages, also known as B-u-n-t- y. (Not a little village girl, Sneha, but an arrogant prickless prick). So all the guys.and Shashwat. got together at Big Ears house, when da-da- daaaaaaaa Ash waltzed in, on her arm, two undead bovines who were trying to make her lie down so they could eat her along with Big Ears' Lemon Meringue Pie, which was much enjoyed by Draco who had decided to take a break from his relationship with Pansy Parkinson and was now seeing the Fat Lady.strangely she kept disappearing..we suspect an affair with Nearly Headless Nick.
Unfortunately in the middle of the party, Tuxedo Masks' band ripped as he bent down to pick up a piece of pie that the Moonlight Knight had dropped. Find out what happens next time on..Random Shit
Writers/Editors/Producers: (soon to be) Mrs Teju Kumar and (soon to be) Mrs Shona Sahay (oo-er!)
Episode 1: The Orgy
Characters: Shona, Teju, Draco, Tuxedo Mask, The Mask, Noddy (the fake one), Big Ears
Noddy was dancing around a pole naked. Shona saw him and looked shocked. Then, Harry Potter apparated there using his 'magical wand' (and we all know what THAT really is.it's a nose!) and joined Noddy.with the clothes on. Just then, a red rose was thrown down next to the pole, yes, Tuxedo Mask had come to take Teju away on a moonlit date to Big Ears cottage in Wakefield. Unfortunately, on the way, they met Tuxedo Mask's alter ego, the Moonlight Knight, who was more attracted to Tuxedo Mask himself than Teju, much to her dismay. Luckily, just then, Shona came flying down on a flying.thing that flies and the Moonlight Knight fell in love with her immediately. Yet, Shona did not want the Moonlight knight, her interest lay in Big Ears, or Big Nose as she liked to call him in secret!! However, someone who was interested in Moonlight Knight was Shubha.yes, Shubha! The former lover of Rasputin! Incensed she was with the fact that the Moonlight Knight seemed to prefer Shona. She did all she could to persuade him that Shona was actually Anastasia in disguise (although this was not true.) She had just about succeeded in winning over the Moonlight Knight and taking him to Big Ears cottage for a date too, when suddenly Shashwat aka transy floated down from his broomstick. (Mmhhmm!) For both him and the Moonlight Knight, it was love at first sight (oo that rhymes!) It was love until something very unexpected happened! Dmitri (*drools*) jumped from an invisible, non-existent mountain down to where everyone was standing/floating/whatevering.in ONLY HIS UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!! (w00000000t!)
Teju's mouth fell open, and even more drool came out. This made Tuxedo Mask rather pissed off, so he decided to dump Teju for Shona, but Shona liked Dimitri too, so he decided to make both girls annoyed and jealous by entering Tom Riddle's 'Diary'. Yet, even he did not know what he was fully in for in doing such a thing (unlike Ron Weasley who knew perfectly well what he was getting into) but as soon as the diary fell open and ink fell onto it...Tom Riddle's secret lust for Legolas Greenleaf was revealed in all its glory. It seemed as though it was so obvious that long hair turned Tom on that Dumbledore had thought it was actually himself, that was the object of Tom's lust, yet this was not true.
Arwyn was for some reason there too. Nobody knew, nor cared why. She was annoyed by the fact that Legolas was so much prettier than she that she joined forces with Galadriel, who was actually Celeborn. (Don't ask!) After the fact that Legolas had taken a dip in Galadriel's celestial pool without asking, they decided to play a cruel prank. For some reason, though, Celeborn wanted to put a spell on the pool and wait until Legolas jumped in butt-naked (mmmm...lurrvely) again.
Galadriel merely raised an eyebrow snobbily and gave a disapproving look to Celebron. He did not care. Sauron did. He cared A LOT! In fact, he cared so much he set his eye on fire.
Sauron had never got over the fact that at the last dinner party at big ears' house, Tuxedo Mask had given Teju a rose (unfortunately, it had missed her heart and had gone into her liver instead); not him. To make him jealous, he tried to get it on with Leggy, but the blond dude didn't have a fetish for burning eyes.
Tsk tsk..what WERE all these frustrated dudes to do? They arranged a party at the house of He-who-never-answers-text-messages, also known as B-u-n-t- y. (Not a little village girl, Sneha, but an arrogant prickless prick). So all the guys.and Shashwat. got together at Big Ears house, when da-da- daaaaaaaa Ash waltzed in, on her arm, two undead bovines who were trying to make her lie down so they could eat her along with Big Ears' Lemon Meringue Pie, which was much enjoyed by Draco who had decided to take a break from his relationship with Pansy Parkinson and was now seeing the Fat Lady.strangely she kept disappearing..we suspect an affair with Nearly Headless Nick.
Unfortunately in the middle of the party, Tuxedo Masks' band ripped as he bent down to pick up a piece of pie that the Moonlight Knight had dropped. Find out what happens next time on..Random Shit
Writers/Editors/Producers: (soon to be) Mrs Teju Kumar and (soon to be) Mrs Shona Sahay (oo-er!)