"Allison how do you work your damn computer?" Robert Chase yelled. He had been trying to get it to start up for the past 15 minutes.
"You threaten it," she yelled from the kitchen.
"WHAT!?"
"What do you mean what?" she asked coming into the bedroom.
"Just yesterday you were telling me that I was ridiculous because I said you had to sing to a can opener. Now you tell me I have to threaten a computer! Is there a camera hidden somewhere?" he asked suddenly getting very suspicious.
"No this isn't a joke. To the computer to load you have to say things like 'load or I'll rip out your modem' or 'Microsoft works compared to you'."
Chase laughed "Microsoft works, isn't that an oxymoron?"
Allison laughed, "Yeah I guess it is."
Chase looked up at his wife. "Do I have to swear at it?"
"Not usually, why?"
"Because when the baby comes around I don't want to teach his first swear because of a computer."
"Who said you were going to teach her the first swear? I thought we had decided on House." she said slyly.
"So I just yell at the machine and it should work." Chase said quickly changing topics.
"Yes."
"Sure I don't have to sing to it?" he teased.
"Positive. But I do know it likes if you do the chorus to 'A Thousand Miles' in sign language." she teased back.
"The girl had cancer and was deaf! I thought she would find it cute!" Chase said defensively.
"I know, I know, geez did you need to scream?"
"You didn't seem to mind me screaming earlier, in fact you were screaming louder then me," Chase said slyly.
"ROB!" she yelled
"Ah there you go again." he stood up from the computer and took a step towards her. She took a step away. He took another step towards her cornering her against the bed.
"Are you going to insult me now?" he asked.
She smiled up at him. "Maybe, but wouldn't you be upset?"
"Me upset? Why that's like saying Microsoft works." Chase said laughing