Vaccine

Summary: A flu shot gone wrong.

Pairings: Izaya x Shizuko, Shizuo x Kanra, Shizuo x Izaya

Hotaru: This is going to be one VERY weird story. It is based off of an RP I did with Keika. I played the part of Izaya and she played Shizuo…as all of our RPs go. Any other characters, we split in between ourselves. There is gender-bending in this story, but it's for a limited time period. As you may have seen above, there are hetero pairings, however, this story IS yaoi. You'll hopefully see why if you at least read through to chapter 2...which I will be converting to story format…tomorrow hopefully. Also, I am reading the novel right now, so this story will be based off of however far the anime got. However, future stories may have inclusion of the novel. Thank you for reading through this thing~

Keika: ... What she said. Well, since she pretty much explained everything, I'll just leave it to you, the readers, to determine whether this should go on or not~. Please enjoy!

Chapter 1: Day 0

Glasses glinting, Shinra held up a test tube to the light, viewing what was taking place inside the small cylinder. Whatever concoction the underground doctor was making, it couldn't be good. The liquid inside was bubbling and fizzing until what remained was a clear liquid. Once the last bubble popped, Shinra grabbed another object and emptied out the cylinder into what appeared to be a vaccination needle.

"Hopefully, I won't die anytime soon."


A loud banging came from the door of Shinra's apartment as he was setting a tray down on his coffee table. "Ok, ok! I'm coming!" He made one last check on the needle to make sure he did not grab the wrong one before rushing towards the door to usher whoever it was on the other side in.

Upon opening the door, he came face to face with an ever so irritated Heiwajima Shizuo.

"Shizuo! I have everything ready, come in, come in!" All he got in return for a greeting was a grunt of acknowledgment a mutterings of incoherencies. "Just take a seat on the couch. I'll get the shot ready."

The two men made their way to the couch, Shizuo plopping down heavily and Shinra ripping open a small disinfectant packet, producing a small piece of pre-moisturized cloth. "Roll up your sleeve please, Shizuo." The blonde absent mindedly rolled up his sleeve as instructed and presented his arm to Shinra who in turn prodded around, looking for a vein. Once one was located, Shinra proceeded to wipe at the small patch of skin before stabbing the needle into the designated area, injecting the modified vaccine. The other man didn't even wince at the slight sting of a needle breaking skin. Once the liquid was completely removed from the needle, Shinra pulled it out and placed it back on the tray.

Shinra grinned as he turned back to face Shizuo, "Ok, you're done now."

The taller of the two stood up and headed for the door. Right before he left, he turned back around to face the doctor. "That really was a flu shot right?"

Shinra froze and smiled uneasily at Shizuo, "Yes, what makes you think it wasn't?"

A glare of distrust was sent his way before the great Heiwajima Shizuo exited the apartment and the door was shut behind him.

"Well, technically half of it is."


Shizuo: Why… Am I getting this ominous feeling…?

Keika: This is Shinra we're talking about. SHINRA.

Shizuo: … True that…

Izaya: sighs and smirksShizu-chan, you should really develop a brain sometimes.

Shizuo: HAH?

Hotaru: I totally agree with Izaya on this one, Shizuo; I mean, as Keika said—

Keika: This is SHINRA we're talking about. NEVER

Hotaru: GET

Izaya: A VACCINATION SHOT

Keika/Hotaru/Izaya: FROM SHINRA.

Shizuo: … So what's going to happen to me now…?

Izaya: Well, you're going to be— gets hit by trashcans thrown by Keika and Hotaru

Shizuo: … Isn't that my job…

Keika/Hotaru: IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT THE HELL HAPPENS TO SHIZU-CHAN, LEAVE A REVIEW! Thank you for reading~!