I do not own Hokuto no ken nor School rumble, don't expect this story to be funny because I did not intend to make this comedy, but what it would be like if the HNK characters lived with School rumble characters.

In the middle of the night, Harima met Yakumo coincidently and harima decided to walk her home.

"No really Harima-san you don't really have to."

"Nah at a time like this there are many jerks around." and his was right after all he used to be one of them. As they were walking a group of thugs showed up.

"Hey boy why don't run along and leave this pretty little girl with us."

"Don't worry we'll keep safe and entertained."

"LIKE HELL YOU WILL!!!!" as Harima said he knocked out of them, but they were too many of them and each member surrounded him and beat the living crap out of him.

"Somebody please help us, anybody please help us." thought Yakumo

Suddenly a man in a cloak was just walking by, until one of the punks saw him.

"Hey just pretend you didn't see anything and you won't got beaten up like this poor bastard."

"Please sir can spare me me some some water?"

"Spare you some water? Why should I give it to some hobo like you? Get lost!" The punk throws a punch at him, but the hobo grabs his hand and crushes it.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SON OF A BITCH THAT HURT! GUYS LETS GET HIM" as he said that the man was well prepared to fight back.

"WATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!!!"

"What kind of a weak attack was that?"

"Omae wa mō shindeiru."

"What the hell are talkin..." as one of the punks was speaking, he and his members started to exploded in front of both Harima and Yakumo's faces.

The hobo walks towards to both Yakumo and Harima's beaten body. "Are you two alright?"

"Yea a few bruises, but I'll live."

"What about you?"

"I'm alright thank you, but who are you?"

"My name is Kenshi..." as he said that, he collapses.

"Yo hobo u alright?" asked Harima, "yo, yo, Hobo-san." Yakumo and Harima started to panic on what to do with him. They both decided to take him back at Itoko's house because it was a lot closer the n Tenma's house.

The three made it back to Itoko's place they layed the hobo down on a mat. Itoko walks in wondering who the hobo is and asks Harima. He then filled her in on everything and she asked the two of them. They left and she started examine him. She took off his cloak and his shirt, and she's sees on his chest the sevn scars.

"It cant' be he's..." thought Itoko as Harima barged in.

"Yo Itoko do you know who he is," as he said he takes glimpse at the hobo, "Whats with the scars on his chest?"

"It's nothing, ummmm he can rest for the night but he's gonna have to go when he wakes up, got it?"

Harima fearing what Itoko might do to him if he didn't listen obeys her and goes back to Yakumo telling her the situation.

"Of all the bums he had to pick up he had to pick this one." thought Itoko.

-------------Next day----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Apparently the punks that the hobo killed was part of one of the most notorious gang known as the king's army. The gang was composed of one leader, and many lesser leaders. The punks lesser leader, Zeed heard about the deaths and wasn't too happy about. One of the guys that witnessed the fight told him that he remembered a high schooler with sunglasses. From there he searched everywhere high school to find Harima.

As school ends for the day Zeed appears in front of the entire school.

"Hey sunglasses guy come out right now, or I will kill every student in this school."

Terrified, the students formed a mob and tied Harima in a rope, and dropped him in front of Zeed.

"Are you the one that killed my men?"

"Crap this guy's huge, there's no way I can beat him, nor can I tell him where hobo-san is" thought Harima. "What if I did?"

"Looks like you're gonna die!" as he said that, he starts stomping on him and keeps on stomping until Yakumo appears.

"Please leave him alone." said Yakumo in her calm tone.

"Just for saying I'm gonna kill both him and you." he stops stomping on Harima goes and lifts her above his head.

"Anyone come close and I will snap her neck off."

"I, Hanai Haruki challenge you in fight." he charges after him, but Zeed justs kicks him in the face sends him flying.

"Now who has got the guts to fight me." nobody bothered to stand up to him, fearing that the would die if they tried.

"Anybody please help! Anybody PLEASE! Hobo-san please help me." thought Yakumo.

As everyone stares helplessly, hobo-san appears out of nowhere and walks casually towards Zeed.

"Who are you?"

"I'm the one that killed your guys."

"That was you!? Now I'm gonna kill you, but first lemme kill this girl."

"EEEEAAAAAHHHHHH" shouted hobo-san as shirts ripped.

"WATAAAAA WATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!!!!!1" Hokuto: Hyakuretsu Ken (Hundred cracked fist of the north star).

Zeed fell backwards and hobo-san catches Yakumo.

"Arigato, ummmm..."

"Kenshiro"

"Huh?

"My name is Kenshiro."

"Your punches felt like a mosquitoes sting, now let me show how a real man punches."

"Omae wa mō shindeiru."

"What are talki..." right before he finshes his sentence his head explodes.

" Ijust like how he kills a guy gets away with it, "said student 1

"I just like how I can his abs," said student 2

Kenshiro gently drops Yakumo and unties Yakumo and heads back toItoko's place for the night.