Chapter 1:
It was a normal day in South Park Colorado, as four 11 year old kids stood at a bus stop waiting for their bus to run. The largest of the four, standing in the middle next to a kid in an orange coat and green hat and a kid in an orange parka, let out a loud yawn.
"Wow Cartman sounds like you didn't get much sleep last night" said the boy with a red poof ball hat and brown coat on the opposite end of the orange parka kid.
"No fucking duh Sherlock how did you guess that? Was it that I was yawning all morning or were you the asshole that kept sending that fucking bird to peck on my fucking window all night you gay butt fucking son of a bitch" Cartman shouted at the boy
"Jesus Christ Cartman what -… Wait was the bird a large owl?" the boy asked his fat ass friend.
"How did you know that is was an owl?" asked Cartman.
"Because an owl kept knocking on my window too" he replied
The other two boys entered the conversation. "You guys got an owl too, one kept pecking on my window for three hours then it gave up. But when I woke up this morning it was back" and then the other kid muffled something "mumf fmue humf hfuhf mfeug?" the boy finished. The three other boys looked at him. They could clearly understand what he was saying, but before the other boys could answer a large black man wearing a white apron and a white chefs hat walked up to them.
"Hello there children" boomed Chef
"Hey Chef" the four boys said in unison.
"How are things Children" he asked.
"Bad" they all chanted back.
"Oh! Why bad?" Chef asked them.
"Chef for some reason owls won't leave us alone" said the boy with the green hat.
"Owls, I knew it, I knew you boys would be accepted! Can you boys meet me at my house this evening, there I'll explain everything" chef said excited
"Sure Chef" they agreed.
"Oh and boys why the hell are you standing at the school bus stop, its still summer" Chef asked?
"CARTMAN, you fat ass you told us summer was canceled!" shouted the boy in the green hat.
"That's what my Uncle told me! He said that Saddam Hussein was caught butt fucking an American goat and summer was canceled in honor of that goat" Cartman retorted. The boy in the green hat turned red with rage.
"You are such a retard Cartman" he hissed through clenched teeth and he and the other boys started to walk away
"That's fine" Cartman yelled as they turned around he began to flip them off. He flipped off the boy with the red poof ball hat first "Fuck you Stan" he turned his finger toward the kid in the green hat "Fuck you Kyle, and fuck you Kenny" he finished as he flipped off the kid in the orange parka and stomped off in the opposite direction leaving a pissed off Stan, Kyle, and Kenny behind him.