Stark's World 6 part 1

Secrets

Stark: ZZZ, (snore) ZZZ (snore) ZZ (opens eyes)

Szayel: (An Inch away from Stark's face) Hey big boy.

Stark: Get off me rapist!

Szayel: You're mean.

Stark: What do you want? I mean I know you saved our lives and gave us a place to live and we should be forever in your debt but we just hate you so much. I hate you because you disrupt my sleep, Harribel hates all of those fat jokes you say to her, and Lilynette hates being molested by you.

Szayel: But daddy is coming here to visit and I want everything to be perfect.

Stark: Daddy? You mean Aizen?

Szayel: Yes he wants to see how we're doing.

Stark: How we're doing? Wait why?

Szayel: Cause he loves us.

Stark: He sent us all on suicide missions and didn't regret it for one second.

Szayel: And yet he still loves us, isn't that just sweet.

Stark: When is he coming? I want to be prepared, because the last time I saw him was at my wedding and he was having sex with the cake after drinking all of the champagne thinking it was tea and then the S.W.A.T team showed up and tazed his dick, but that only made him madder and then he popped some PCP and that's when we all got out of there.

Szayel: When the fuck did he do that?

Stark: Oh yeah I was the one who did that.

Lilynette: Stark what does it mean when there's an addition sign on this (hands stark home pregnancy test?)

Stark: (Takes pregnancy test from Lilynette) what the fuck, Szayel! (Grabs Szayel's neck) did you get Lilynette pregnant, answer me damnit.

Szayel: (Slowly dieing from strangulation) let me go.

Stark: (Let's go of Szayel,) answer me damnit!

Szayel: There's a strong possibility that I did in fact get her pregnant, but I just want you to know that she went down on me, I'm the victim.

Stark: Look at her, she's a fucking ten year old, do you think she can squeeze a demon seed out of her vagina.

Szayel: Don't call my child a demon seed, he will be a genius. Who will makes the gods his slaves and conquer the world; you will bow down to my son, son of god. (Looks at the sky)

Lilynette: You guys are fucking stupid I found it Harribel's room (leaves) like I'd ever give birth to Szayel's kid, honestly.

Stark: Holy shit, Harribel is pregnant with my demon seed, no, No!

Szayel: Daddy is not going to like this.

Lilynette: I have nothing to say

Grimmjow: What the hell happened to Grimmjow's world? I only got on episode and it barely got any reviews, please read my story it's all I got.

Nel: Please read Grimmjow's story it's all he has.

Ulquiorra: Cameo

Aizen: (Arrives at Stark's house)I here, so what's for dinner?

Stark: Daddy! I mean Aizen, um why don't you just sit here on the couch and me and Harribel will prepare dinner for you.

Harribel: (Preparing food) Oh Stark I'm sorry I didn't tell you about Aizen, I didn't want to wake you.

Stark: Is that also the reason why you didn't show me this? (Shows Harribel the pregnancy test.)

Harribel: Where did you get that?

Stark: Where didn't I get it Harribel? Where didn't I get it? It was practically everywhere, you whore.

Harribel: Stark I'm sorry I mean to tell you, but-

Stark: But what?You thought I would over react, huh is that it? Oh Stark's crazy let's not tell him and then he'll start going crazy. Google gah fod gfijnSGOnoG zee zay . You disgust me.

Harribel: Are you going to run away again?

Stark: Maybe, I don't know, maybe I'll pretend I'm staying and then throw it away in the trash leaving it out on the open for a Loli to find it.

Harribel: Stark you're not making any sense.

Stark: Well maybe I aren't, but I do know one thing. I'm leaving you Harribel.

(Stark Leaves)

The End?

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