This is my new story called Die! Harry Die!, which reminds me, maybe I should do a Die, Ron! Die! in commemoration for his false prophecy. Oh well… message me if you want (with ideas).
Quick back-track: If you read my stories, youd know that Lianne(a) and Aiden are twins in my other story 50 things not to do at Hogwarts and its sequel A little less than 50 things not to do at Hogwarts They are friends with the Gryffindors and Draco Malfoy. Brief history for those who don't understand
-You turn on your TV to a black screen where 2 girls walk to the middle. The first with brown hair opens her mouth and says…-
Aiden: Good day and welcome to this new story by our omnipotent author jackskellingtonspumpkinqueen. She has entrusted us, her 2 original characters, with the task of getting the story to you. In each section of the story, we, meaning me and my twin Lianne -
Lianne: Hi!!
Aiden: will experiment with different ways of killing said Boy-Who-Lived, Harry Potter.
Harry: -runs onto the screen- Don't I have a say in this??
Aiden: No!!!
Lianne: Don't you trust us??
Harry: No!!!
Aiden: Well then now we're even. Now let me finish the intro. Uh… She wanted to find out why its so hard for the Dark Lord to kill that brat. There are so many easy ways of doing it. Which is why we're doing it. Thanks for reading and here we go!! -Twins start walking off-screen-
Harry: Psst!!...If youre out there, send for help. Now!! Im being held here against my will and…
Lianne: -Quickly runs back- Don't mind him
Aiden: Hes just shy. Lets go. whispers Get the knock-out dart
Harry: Knock-out dart??
-Lianne blows the dart into Harrys neck-
Harry: oooo…nappy-time -drops down-
Aiden: You grab his legs, Ill get his head
Lianne: Lets go!!
In the Great Hall:
Harry: Where am I?? Why do I feel like I just got hit by a bus?? -rubbing head-
Lianne: Were you saying something Harry??
Harry: Its nothing… nothing. Oooh… pumpkin juice
Aiden: Drink up Harry. Youre a growing boy
-Harry stupidly drinks the juice-
Lianne: Are we reading to go??
Harry: Yeah one sec
Harry grabs his books and Hermione and Ron get up as well. The twins allow Ron and Herm to go ahead, letting Harry drop a ways back. Ron and Hermione pass through the doors without problem, like every morning. Then Aiden and Lianne. They stand outside, seemingly waiting for Harry.
As he goes through, he starts to feel funny.
Lianne: Harry, what are you waiting for??
Harry: I… cant…move
The girls make no move to help their friend. As he continues to struggle, Lianne subtly presses a button on a remote hidden between her books. The pulling force and on Harry gets stronger until his arms fly out in both directions. His legs spread apart and you can hear a ripping sound from behind. As he turns red from embarrassment and frustration, the force gets stronger until…
BBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!
The girls smirk and walk off, leaving the other students to stare at the red smudge and discarded body parts of the boy-who-lived.
They walk through the halls, not caring about their classes until they get to a door. They enter and there, sitting on the table is Harry.
Lianne: How was that??
Harry: Painful…owww. I still cant put down my arms. Theyre like magnets repelling
Aiden: Thatll wear off soon. Now you stay here and well come back a little later. Lets make here more homey
Makus-here-more-homus
Lianne: Well be leaving and remember, you cant tell anyone..or else
Harry: Or else what??
-Lianne and Aidens faces morphed into the demons they are. Harry flinched at the sight-
Harry: Alright
A/N: Since this was the first, I had to say what would happen to Harry and where he really is when people think hes dead. I wont anymore
It was Astronomy class the next night. The students were all there, telescopes at the ready. Professor Sinistra casually would come and check peoples progress with their galaxy maps from time to time.
Lianne and Aiden waited until she was on the other side of the tower until…
Lianne: Harry… can you come here for a second?
-Harry rushes over-
Harry: Do we have to do this??
Aiden: Do you want us to get angry??
Lianne: Do you want the author to get angry??
Aiden: We have an in with the author. That's the only reason your alive now
Lianne: If you get her angry, you wont come back
Aiden: That is if theres any left after she gives us the power to maul you first
Harry: Alright…alright… just get it over with
Lianne: -loudly- Look out there… is that Saturn??
Harry: -loudly- Where?? -leaning over the ledge-
Aiden: Oops
She 'accidentally' pushes Harry causing him to topple over the railing, hitting the ground below with a thud.
Sinistra: Someone go get Mme Pomphrey.
As she ran down the stairs, as well as the student she sent, the twins looked over the railing. Harrys body was nowhere to be found. They smiled to themselves but quickly put on a solemn look as they joined Ron and Hermione.
Lianne: Do you think we should obliviate him?? Making him know about it before isn't exactly working out??
Aiden: Well the author said that he should know. She wasn't that certain. Shell get back to us.
Lianne: It just seems… not funny… that he knows beforehand
Aiden: But its mean to just do this if he knows nothing of what's actually happening. What will we tell him when after every incident, he winds up in the safe-room and doesn't know why he hasn't died yet
Lianne: Youre right. What's next??
It was muggle-field-trip day. The students would go out for the day to a muggle place, provided they were well behaved. This trip they decided to go to the zoo.
The group stayed together, Harry nervously glancing at the twins. They just smiled back serenely and stared straight ahead. Hoping to get a little ways from them, Harry sped up. Aiden subtly stuffed some meat in Harrys backpocket. How he didn't feel them, we don't know but it was all working out.
They stopped at the lion cages where the tourguide proceeded to explain about the lions. While Lianne distracted the guide with questions, Aiden slipped around the back and opened the cage.
The lions, sensing that this girl must have a reason, quietly slipped out. She pointed to Harry and the lions sniffed the air. Acknowledging the scent in the air, they sprung upon Harry.
The other students tried to help, but it seemed like a spell was placed on them, stopping their movement. The guide ran off, in hopes of finding a trainer before the boy was seriously injured.
All the students could do was watch and scream in fright as the lions got carried away and started taking chunks out of Harrys body. His screams filled the air, attracting the attention of other zoo patrons. The twins joined in the screaming, not anticipating how painful or gory it would be for Harry. They'd have to pay back big time for this one.
He was soon silenced when one the lions, obviously annoyed with the noise, bit off his head. Soon, they finished him off and the guide rushed back with 3 trainers in tow. They rounded up the lions and herded them back into their cage. The girls looked sorrowfully at the lions before listening to the guide try to calm things down.
He then led them to the gate, where they got a big fat check for some life insurance crap and then they left.
Question: Should I obliviate Harry after every death?? Im not sure. It does seem lame if he knows about it beforehand... but then I dont know. message me with your views and you can send your ideas too. Also, If you want a Die Ron! Die! special too