The title stems from a word my friend and I made up the jointure of
possible and plausible.
Disclaimer: I own them! I own them all!!! Honestly do you think I would be writhing fanfiction if I did I do however own a pirated CD and a lot'a pics.
A/N: This "story" is crammed with colloquialisms (slang lingo). These are not meant to be grammatical errors I am merely recording a conversation that come to me while I was reading a bad lemon. (curse thee to the ground evil one's who write the improbable and possibly impossible.) Sorry I don't mean to offend you lemonists out there, I just think that most lemons are exceedingly unrealistic (in which lies their beauty). so this though it is in no way a lemon might be the potential start of one.
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They kissed as the sun sank out of sight.
Behind the buildings and the sludgy waters of Tokyo harbor.
Umi wrenched away giving an exaggerated shudder "EEEEEUUUU"
The boy looked at her, his ears burned. "Hey what's your problem" his voice sounded slightly resentful "It's not like you've never kissed some one before. is it"
"Ummm.. NO!!! NOT REALY. it's just. why?. don't you think it's ."
"Enjoyable."
"Well I was kind'a thinking along the lines of premature."
"I thought you liked new things."
"I do."
"Than what's the big deal. wait a second that was a NEW THING."
"Ya so."
"Okeee. I really didn't think you would be that far behind."
"I AM NOT BEHIND I JUST DON'T KISS PEOPLE EVEYDAY LIKE THAT OK!!! And anyway. how many people have you kissed. like that."
"Well.umm. OUCH that hurt. Not that many. ouch stop it That hurt!!!"
"OH ya I'll bet you haven't really kissed anyone either. like that and your just pretending cause you're a guy."
"I have too kissed people before"
"LIKE WHO?!?"
"Umm. it was at camp and I only knew her for a day and . I forgot her name. BUT I HAVE TOO KISSED at any rate more than you."
"If you count camp than I did too so there. I kissed someone when we played spin the bottle"
"That doesn't count!!! Mine wasn't in a game. and truth or dare doesn't count either!"
"In that case I think we booth need."
"More prentice."
"Whatemuth..ph bho I beed bo freeth"
"ERRR. you're supposed to breathe through you nose"
"Well It's clogged. do you have a clean-ex? "
"Ya.I think so. here. What time did your mum want you back by."
"10, what time's now?" "9:48 do you what me ta'walk ya'home"
"Sure!!! Let's stop on the way and buy Popsicles. do you think they'll have them at this time of the year." "Ya probably but they'll probably have all that icy, flakie stuff on them"
"Oh. I always call it freezer mold"
"Hehe. freezer mold I like that. You don't really call it that do you?"
"No not really it just sounded funny."
"So. do you what to go out again next week."
***
as ever R/R.
Disclaimer: I own them! I own them all!!! Honestly do you think I would be writhing fanfiction if I did I do however own a pirated CD and a lot'a pics.
A/N: This "story" is crammed with colloquialisms (slang lingo). These are not meant to be grammatical errors I am merely recording a conversation that come to me while I was reading a bad lemon. (curse thee to the ground evil one's who write the improbable and possibly impossible.) Sorry I don't mean to offend you lemonists out there, I just think that most lemons are exceedingly unrealistic (in which lies their beauty). so this though it is in no way a lemon might be the potential start of one.
***
They kissed as the sun sank out of sight.
Behind the buildings and the sludgy waters of Tokyo harbor.
Umi wrenched away giving an exaggerated shudder "EEEEEUUUU"
The boy looked at her, his ears burned. "Hey what's your problem" his voice sounded slightly resentful "It's not like you've never kissed some one before. is it"
"Ummm.. NO!!! NOT REALY. it's just. why?. don't you think it's ."
"Enjoyable."
"Well I was kind'a thinking along the lines of premature."
"I thought you liked new things."
"I do."
"Than what's the big deal. wait a second that was a NEW THING."
"Ya so."
"Okeee. I really didn't think you would be that far behind."
"I AM NOT BEHIND I JUST DON'T KISS PEOPLE EVEYDAY LIKE THAT OK!!! And anyway. how many people have you kissed. like that."
"Well.umm. OUCH that hurt. Not that many. ouch stop it That hurt!!!"
"OH ya I'll bet you haven't really kissed anyone either. like that and your just pretending cause you're a guy."
"I have too kissed people before"
"LIKE WHO?!?"
"Umm. it was at camp and I only knew her for a day and . I forgot her name. BUT I HAVE TOO KISSED at any rate more than you."
"If you count camp than I did too so there. I kissed someone when we played spin the bottle"
"That doesn't count!!! Mine wasn't in a game. and truth or dare doesn't count either!"
"In that case I think we booth need."
"More prentice."
"Whatemuth..ph bho I beed bo freeth"
"ERRR. you're supposed to breathe through you nose"
"Well It's clogged. do you have a clean-ex? "
"Ya.I think so. here. What time did your mum want you back by."
"10, what time's now?" "9:48 do you what me ta'walk ya'home"
"Sure!!! Let's stop on the way and buy Popsicles. do you think they'll have them at this time of the year." "Ya probably but they'll probably have all that icy, flakie stuff on them"
"Oh. I always call it freezer mold"
"Hehe. freezer mold I like that. You don't really call it that do you?"
"No not really it just sounded funny."
"So. do you what to go out again next week."
***
as ever R/R.