May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Saskue Uciha please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Saskue Uciha please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.
Y'all act like you never seen a shinobi before
Jaws all on the floor like Ino, like Shikamaru just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her kuni (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Saritobi said... nothing you idiots!
Dr Saritobis he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
All the girls love Saskue
[vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga
"Saskue Uciha, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around hoding his windmill shekan
Flippin the saringun," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in the academy.
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Orochimaru to hump a dead sinake
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a kunoichi is
Of course they gonna know what it menes
By the time they hit the acadimy
They got the Iruka sinsa don't they?
"We ain't nothing but ninjas.." Well, some of us akatsuki
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP
But if we can hump dead animals and ninjas
then there's no reason that Haku and Zabuza can't elope
[EWWW! But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
kunichi thouh your kuni sing the chorus and it goes
'Cause I'm Saskue Uciha, yes I'm the real Uciha
All you other Saskue Ucihas are just imitating
So won't the real Saskue Uciha please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
X 2
[Saskue
Naruto don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about the saringun
Half of you ninjas can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Saskue what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next Sakura
Shit, Hinua better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Choji and jarya
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on radedo
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think ino is a whore, gerr!"
I should kill orochimaru and
show the whole world how you gave Saskue the cerss [AHHH!
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
'Cause I'm Saskue Uciha, yes I'm the real Uciha
All you other Saskue Ucihas are just imitating
So won't the real Saskue Uciha please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
[Saskue
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [ERR I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you ninjas out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Saskue Uciha lurkin
He could be workin aat the ramon shop, spittin on your ramon
[HACH Or in the arena, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his crazy eyes
So, will the real Uciha please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
'Cause I'm Saskue Uciha, yes I'm the real Uciha
All you other Saskue Ucihas are just imitating
So won't the real Saskue Uciha please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
X 4
[Saskue
Ha ha
Guess there's a saskue in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up