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Six Flags Over "X-Men
Part 1: The Journey
"I'm so high! I can hear heaven!" Kitty sang along to the song hero as she got dressed. "I'm so high! I can hear heaven!" There was a knock on her door. She slipped on her top and answered it.
"Kitty!" Amara, Jubilee, Rahne, Tabitha, and Jean. were all fuming!
"Like, What?" Kitty asked them.
"Could you please be a little quieter? We were sleeping!" they all croaked.
"Why? It's the first day of summer vacation! And the sun is up! I'm ready for some tanning action now." The other five stared for a moment, then slammed the door in Kitty's face. "Some people woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."
"You mean like you?" Rogue sat up in her bed. "When was the last time you got a C.A.T. scan?" Kitty looked blank. "It's 6:43 AM!"
"And the sun is up!" Kitty Pranced out of the room and Rogue covered her head with a pillow.
Kitty walked down the hall of the mansion. She got to the grand staircase where Professor X, Wolverine and Ororo were enjoying a chat and some coffee.
"Morning Kitty!" yelled Jaime, who was playing monkey in the middle with himself.
"Hey, Jaime," Kitty returned.
" . . .So you think the trip is a good idea," the Professor asked Logan and Ororo.
"Very much so Charles, the children could use some off time," Ororo said.
"I gotta agree Chuck," Logan hissed. "You've been working them a bit hard lately."
"Then it's settled," the prof continued. "Ah, Kitty, you're up early."
"I intend to let the sun tan me all summer!"
"Uh, Huh, That's what they all say," Ororo chuckled.
"Uh, Professor, what trip?" Kitty questioned. Logan and Ororo glanced at each other, and Jaime stopped playing to come listen.
"I've detected a Mutant in a suburb of Chicago . . ." the professor began.
"Like, in Northbrook?!" Kitty asked excitedly.
"Actually, Gurnee" Kitty looked puzzled for a second.
"OH, Gurnee, I remember them!" She gasped! "I have to go shopping at Gurnee mills! that place is H-U-G-E huge! And we have to spend a day at Great America!"
"What's Great America?" Jaime piped up.
"An amusement park, it has lots of cool rides."
"Then it's settled," The professor began. "The whole team is going to Gurnee!"
* * *
"I don't get why we couldn't take the X-Jet!"
"Scott, we are trying to be inconspicuous here. I also asked you not to bring your uniform," The professor answered.
"You creep me out when you that,"
JFK airport was crowded. Bald people, Skinny people, business people, Tough people, sissy people, kids who climb on rocks, and all the other kinds of people were involved in the hustle and bustle of the airport.
"There has been a gate changed, flight 1692 departing from San Antonio is now arriving at gate 37," Announced a female announcer.
"Everyone," The professor commanded. "Drop your luggage off over there," he pointed at the X-ray machines. everyone did as they were told. The large group conversed about the trip. "Are you sure you don't want to come Ororo?"
"Positive Charles, Besides someone has to look after Berserker," she answered.
"I suppose."
"It is too bad that sunspot picked now to, uh, visit his family as well, I'm sure he will miss all of you,"
"If he does return before we do, you know where to find me." Storm nodded and Exited the building. "Everyone ready?" The response was a chorus of YES. "Off we go then,"
* * *
"And they say that a hero can save us . . ." Kitty sang along to hero again.
"QUIET KITTY!" The other X-men yelled.
"I must agree, if you must sing along, sing softly, at least until we de-plane."
"Okay, professor," Kitty nodded.
*
I'm so excited!" Across the row from Kitty sat Scott and Kurt.
"About what, Kurt?" Scott asked.
"I've never been on a roller coaster before!" Kurt Replied.
"Really, whoa, uh, you'll love them!" Scott returned.
*
Kitty," Jean, who was sitting next to kitty, taped her. "What kind of Coasters does Great America have?"
"Oh, all kinds I went a few weeks before I moved into the Mansion. They have a stand up, one that's over 200 feet tall, a lot of them with loops."
"Cool,"
*
"The students seem pleased," The Professor told Logan.
"Yeah they do, just wait 'til we land, there ears will hurt so much they'll . . ."
"Please don't finish that sentence Logan,"
* * *
"Welcome to Extended Stay America, Gurnee, How can I help you?" The Clerk at the hotel asked Logan.
"We have a couple rooms reserved,"
"Name?"
"X" The Clerk looked confused but then his eyes widened.
"An entire Floor?" he looked puzzled. "What do you need that for?"
"Them," The student population of the Institute scrambled into the hotel chatting and dropping suitcases.
"Oh," He looked astonished. "Here are the twenty six room keys you are on floor three. just take that elevator behind me. If you need anything just dial zero on your phone."
"Thanks Bub," Wolverine said. "You heard the man, Up!" They made their way up to the third floor of the hotel. "Everyone, there are twenty six rooms, two people per room and one each for the prof and I so you get twenty four rooms to divide up, have fun!" Wolverine and the Prof made their way down the hall as the chaos began. And I really mean BEGAN . . .
Note: This will be the shortest and most boring chapter, it will get better and more funny.