Chapter 1: A New Beggining of Action

A/N: Hay guys, I wnated 2 try somethin knew, ans my frend sugested a Advance Wars fanfic, sew I wil! Tis taks palace aftre Advance Wars 2, butt knot DS, sins tis is an alternative unvierse fic, were DS doesnt hapen. The charactres wil be their, but Blak Whole dint make teh crystals, sew tehy dont atak 4 abot a year ans a haf, wil tis strats of abot 2 months after Advacne Wars 2.

"I, Emprah Kanbei, decre the Yelow Coment Nashinal Cottege, open!" declred Kanbei, who was The Emprah of Yellow Comet, cuting teh ribon thin wif his katana. All the studants entred the Colege, than Kanbei ans teh teechy duds folowed him. Kanbei tok them too the stuff rom.

The teechers where Princess Sonja, Sensei, a new dud caled Darkness, ans sum others who arnt impotent to teh stroy. Sensei ans sum overs has a leson, sew they went 2 teech. Tere where 5 lfet, butt Sonja ans Darkness are the only 1s neded 4 the story. Sona decided to tak wif Darkness, "Helo." ans Darness sad in his coal vocs, "Hi there, Im Darknes, but u can cal me Drak. Wats ur nam?" sew she explaned, "Im Princess Sonja, the princess off Yellow Comet, sins Im the daughter if Emprah Kanbei." ans he was lick, "OMFG! Ur a CO ass wel, rite?" ans she replayed, "Yes, where u intrested in teh war?" ans he folowed-up, "Yes, off corse. In fat, met me at lunch in privat, ll be in Room 302, Id lick 2 lern moar abot how it wnet." The bel ringed, ans they had 2 leve as wel.

At 12:35, Sonja aivved at teh rom, sew Dark loked teh dore, ans pualed the hinge two doouble stop bean herd. He tlod her, "Tis is a serect, but Im a traned CO ass well." ans Sonja o-faced "Weigh, why arnt u on the register?" sew he tlod her, "Becuase Im form Blue Moon, but left because Im knot a communist. I was traned in secret by a chick caled Rachel, who is Colin's sisters." as Sonja was shoked, ans assed, "Any reson 2 tel me tis?" sew he descirped, "I want too be a CO wif Yellow Comeny!"

Sonja was unsue wat 2 see, ass she locked intoo his pricing gren eyes, accepgt 1 was purle, butt Ill explan letter, ans his slity mesy blak as blu hare. His jaket was a grenish colour, but mor yelow ten gren, sisn he isnt Gren Earth, ans he was quit tall and mussel, ten her eyes cummed to his red lever trousars, ans whit shues. She fought he was kida sexy, but knot rely her tip. She decided, "Ok, we can tak u to dad latter, ans c wat he says."

(Meenwill, sumwhere els in Wars World)

"Teh downlood is complet." a sqeaky femal vois sad.

"Hahaha, now lets c tis in actor." a gruf man voic evilled as too gren lits turn on, ans mov towards tem...

(Meewil, at teh Green Eath Rightstag)

"Sew, ho is teh paln gong?" britished Drake, drawwing sum bluprints foor a pare off knew subs.

"Were knot srue if its complety redy 4 acton, butt the basic ide is don." Jess expalnned, draing a blueprint for a Neotank upgrad using teh gaint pencil he had in her porfile pic.

"Butt we shod perpare 4 unaccepted evants." eviled Eagle, flalshing 1 of his ayes red, whit ans blak...

(At teh Red Star capitol)

"Now lets chek deployment tictacs." Max decided. "1st, airports."

Andy idioted, "Wats an airport again?"

"LOL! U r sew sutpid" Sasa laffed untill her hat fal of, butt she put it bak o b4 any1 seed her hare ans new she was Neil's sister.

Jack arived, ajusting his hedpones sew he cod here teh overs. "Watsup?" he assed.

Sammy explanned, "Andy's bein a retard again."

(A few days lattar, at Yelow Coment)

Emprah Kanbei stod in an army place, ans started, "Today, god men of Yelllow ommet, I am prod 2 intorduc a new CO, Darkness!" ans Darknes waked on2 teh stage. "Thans, it is a grate honour 2 represnet my cuntry off choce." he speeched. The men got supper exitted, evan Sensei ans tat DS guy I frget teh nam of.

Darknes truned to Sonja sew he cod wisper somethin 2 her, "BTW, my nam isnt rely Dark, butt I cant say my reel 1, due 2 a imgrant protection thingy. Juts in cas Rachel arivs ans cals me by a diferant nam, u no y."

BOOM!

The wals flyed aprast, ans a supper-hug tank cam in, it was blu, sew tey new it was a Bllue Mon invaion...

(TO BE CONTINUD)

A/N: Ho was it? Did it intrest u? If sew, pleas revue. If knot, revue anyway, butt dont b overy rude. Oslo, folow me on Twiter, its caled skiword.