(Rap Beat): Johnny Juliano - Economicz (Beat)

The Nerd is walking down the steps of his basement and as he is, he thinks he should play at least a decent title to play today. Not bad, but not good either. He grabbed the cartridge from the *You name the console here* section and as he grabs the game, the beat starts. He puts the game in the console and as he turns on the TV, the Nostalgia Critic is at his desk, on screen.

The Angry Video Game Nerd said "The fu**?!" And then, they both started rapping.

(0:23) AVGN:

Hello Critic, I'm gonna take you back to the past

where the Nostalgia you made sucks fu**ing ass.

You're a Poopyhead, so how's that for all the BULLSH** of yours?

Were you raised in a barn? Power Glove this pig before he knocks my door!

Well, come back at me, Critic. Remember how the battle ended last time?

Press that start button and we're not going to be tie to tie.

I'm the fu**ing nerd, bi***, and I made better flicks including my movie.

Getting more fans than you ever could, so get over here and blow me!

(0:45) Nostalgia Critic:

Your words don't scare me but facing a final boss can be

when I criticize a Nerd, he'll be writing down with pens of what I see.

Call it Editional to the lesson you can't Hyde from, Jekyll.

Learn eleven reasons why you shouldn't stepped in my level.

New Channel Awesome, ten years of limited imagination

and one of them is being smart under a shi**y basement!

I'm That Guy With The Glasses, Cinemassacring his fame

while the true terror is people are being bored, James.

(1:08) AVGN:

Well orange you a fu**ing idiot for a Laughing Joking Numbnut would fear!

I rather eat a rotten asshole of a road kill skunk and down it with beer!

What the fu** were you thinking about making a gameplay video?!

It's Monster Madness and I'm going Glitch Gremlin by the name, bro.

Rolling and Rock, (SH** LOAD!) controlling your talk (OF FU**!)

have more clever insults no matter what you mock!

Doug your own grave and walked all over it, isn't it Demo Reel?!

My inspiration has been Robbed by the Critic who is my Quality Seal.

(1:30) Nostalgia Critic:

NERD! You're a dirty cow humping, crotch grabbing, ball licking

ugly troll fu**ing, semen drinking, nazi loving, a**hole that you'll bring!

This is pure Irate, even more annoying than Hyper Fan Freaks.

Here's a Sh**-mas of my crew Nerd, it comes out every week.

I doubt you Sh** Pickle ever have some Nintendo Power

but I'd grab the Master Sword and burn you like a fire flower.

Bugs Bunny Birthday Bash your career, I'm afraid it is true.

I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to.

As soon the Nostalgia Critic leaves the screen, the Nerd grabs his Rolling Rock and drinks it. A few moments later, Nostalgia Critic came back on the TV again, seeing what the Nerd was doing.

"You're still here, di** sponge?"

"Suck my co**, you rat a**." The Nerd said as he stops drinking and turns off the TV. "Fu** this, let's play some shi**y games."