"HARLEY!" Joker yelled across the room
"Comin' Mistah J" Harley yelped loud enough for him to hear
"I would like to know why there is a positive pregnancy test in the trash can!" Harley didn't move at all she knew she had been caught. There was nowhere to go and there was nothing to say but the truth. She sighed and said, "I'm Pregnant and it's yours." He looked at her if she were a mad woman. He said, "This can't be right. How am I the father?" She didn't respond. Joker sat down bewildered but suddenly he spit into hysterical fits of laughter. Harley amazingly looked up and thought that he actually was happy.
Joker looked up at Harley and had asked in a sing-song voice it was a boy or a girl. Harley spoke with a little energy in her voice and said it was going to be a girl. Joker laughed uncontrollable. "Daddy's Little Monster!" he said in a little hysterical voice. He calmed down for a moment and looked at Harley. He smiled at her and realized this might actually turn out to be a wonderful thing.
9 Months Later
"Harley, I know you're in pain but can you just shut up for one damn minute!" He yelled at her. "I would if this thing was out of me yet!" She fierce fully shouted back.
Harley and the Joker weren't able to go to a normal hospital because of stunts and murderous rampages they pulled a few days ago so they were forced to deliver the child themselves. It took hours before the baby had arrived. Harley was lying on the bed in a little pain but not as much as before. Joker had held the small child in his hands a smiled down at it. Then very quickly he turned to Harley and said in an excited manner, "What are we going to name it?" Harley had gone through tons of names but only one had the Joker really loved. Kate. Kate Ace Joker. This name was for sure the right name for his little girl.