I have to thank Camilla Sandman for creating The Official Fanfiction University of Middle Earth and for letting me create a Mighty ducks spin off of said story. This is a borrowed concept but Cam gave me permission
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Belle had been happily skating on the street dreaming (lusting what's the difference) of Adam Banks. She was currently at her house playing street hockey, with her mind occupied by the vision of Adam Banks instead of her older cousin approaching her. Unaware of her latest Mary sue fan fic was blinking wildly on her computer.
Belle was quite satisfied playing hockey on foot. Not the perfect skater in the world she was content running around on her Nike shoes thinking they were skates. Belle didn't see the puck approaching her 'I luv Adam Banks' helmet at full speed that was until she was on the floor semi unconscious.
"Belle." The voice screamed in her pounding head. "Are you okay?" Belle only blinked in her best Karp impression. She was now located in her bedroom the green and yellow ceiling screaming back at her as she tried to focus.
"Fine." She stumbled as she tried to stand on her feet she took the Tylenol and drowned it down as she looked at her small little yellow duck. Yes she had even gotten a real life duck and named it Adam Banks. She had considered buying the whole lot of them and naming them after the ducks but she wasn't THAT obsessed. She waved them out of her room anxious to get back to her best work yet. Apparently the screen stopped blinking as she sat in front of it. Oh yes she smiled as she cracked her knuckles with a smile.
Beltina fell into the strong arms of Luis Mendoza. "Oh woe is me my dear love" Luis swooned looking into her beautiful baby blue eyes. "What ails your fickle heart?"
"Dear Lius." She swooned ever so perfectly. "I am in love with another man!" She threw her hand to her forehead as she yet again fell into the pair of strong arms.
"No! Not another man!" Luis cried as he pulled up to him. "I love you and only I can love you!"
"No." Beltina shook her head ever so sadly pain ever so present in reh eyes. "Adam Banks holds my haert in his hands."
"Foolishness." Luis wailed turning away and running away.
Belle's fingers typed happily as she smiled and what was this hold and behold she was wiping a tear from her face. Perfect she thought as she reread her work. Suddenly by the trick of an eye or as Belle would later explain it a wrong button pushed the screen began blinking in a rampage. The computer itself began to shake and fume in anger of being cursed with another Mary sue bad fic.
Suddenly the computer's paroxysm stopped and produced a form on her computer.
Dear Miss Cortino,
You are cordially invited to join fellow fan writers in a prestigious University for Fan fiction. The Duck University of Fan Fiction (Which will be now referred to as DUFF) requests your presence at said facility. Please fill out the enrollment form below. Please read all Terms of services and Legal and liabilities before enrolling.
Name: Belle Banks
Age: 15
Sex: F
Race: White
Species: Human
Why do I write Mighty Ducks Fan Fic: Adam Banks!
JV or Varsity: JV rulz!
I play hockey ________ (Fill in the blank with an adjective ex: Good, bad, horrible) perfectly
I most fear: Coach Orion
I do/ don't play hockey: (Choose one) do
My lust object is: Adam Banks
Second lust object is: Adam Banks
My enemy is: Coach Riley and Coach Wilson
Things I most dislike about the ducks: Not enough Banks.
Things I most like about the Ducks: Adam Banks
I dislike / love Mary Sues: love
I have/ haven't written a Mary Sue: have
DUFF and its associates are not responsible for any injuries, broken body parts or anything that is particularly cruel occurs to the student when said student is caught in glomping lust object actions or any other time. You are responsible for you're own actions.
Belle seemed to ignore the Terms of Services and Legal and Liabilities and the disclaimer that mentioned something about huge amounts of pain for glomping. She clicked enter and suddenly her computer turned an awful color that seemed to be a mix of bright orange and Purple. This awful color seemed to be pulling her into the computer itself and suddenly Belle found herself in a mist of teletubbies singing 'I'm to sexy' only to be dumped onto a hard cold object on her butt.
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Guy Germaine blocked his eyes with his hands even though he had sunglasses Purange was still a blindly ugly color. He rubbed the head of a small brown duck beside him. "It has begun." He whispered as he watched the purange flash disappear and the girl fall on her butt.
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Charlie Conway sighed as he looked out the window. He himself had just finished his own semester at Eden Hall. He took in the sight because surely after Eden Hall's new addition it wouldn't be the same. He cracked a smile as he looked around. If he had been put through crap during his semester what was awaiting these fan girls would be torture.
Yes Charlie Conway thought this as he observed the awfully quiet school grounds. He would surely put them through as much even more torture then he had. Fan girls were surely a great pincushion for repressed anger. He rubbed his hands together as he walked out into the corridor meeting up with an anxious Adam Banks.
"Banks." Charlie spoke as he looked at the sweaty man. "Practice?"
"No." Adam shook his head. "What if they like attack us?"
"Adam we've been over this." Charlie smiled brightly as he looked at his best friend. "They won't even come this close to you man."
"Fan girls, luster's, me." He only whimpered as he bit his nails.
"Big nose, clumsy hair I don't really see what's so hot about him." Luis snapped as he joined the duo in the hall.
"Shut up." Adam said, "I have a big nose?"
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PJ watched as the boy tapped away at the console. "How is it going?" She walked down the metal stairs.
"Fine." Averman replied as he pushed his glasses to their correct position. "I was able to connect through the Fan Fiction operating system directly using the duck module and I believe we've contacted 99.9% of the Mighty Duck fan fiction continuum."
"Did you remember to tell them about the protectors?" PJ asked with a sly smile.
"I knew we forgot something." Averman cracked looking at Ken with a mischievous smile. Suddenly the control room was filled with laughter.
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If you'd like to register at DUFF please fill out the form. Have fun with the form, be creative and don't take anything very seriously. It's all for fun purposes and I am currently in search of a Beta for this so if you'd like to help please do so.
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Race:
Species:
Why do I write Mighty Ducks Fan Fic:
JV or Varsity:
I play hockey ________( Fill in the blank with an adjective ex: Good, bad, horrible)
I most fear:
I do/ don't play hockey: (Choose one)
My lust object is:
Second lust object is:
My enemy is:
Things I most dislike about the ducks:
Things I most like about the Ducks:
I have/haven't written slash:
I dislike / love Mary Sues:
I have/ haven't written a Mary Sue:
DUFF and its associates are not responsible for any injuries, broken body parts or anything that is particularly cruel to the student that occur from said student is caught in glomping lust object actions or any other time. You are responsible for you're own actions.