How To Make My Partner Fall In Love With Me? By RosiMeloniDuchovny
Note: This is the English version of my 2012 story. I decide recently that I am going to translate all my previous stories to English. This one is the lucky first. I hope you guys like it.
Law & Order: SVU y Law & Order: Criminal Intent belongs to Dick Wolf, NBC and USA Network. If it belonged to me Bensler and Goreames will be together for the rest of the eternity. GOREAMES AND BENSLER FOREVER.
Chapter 1: "The Rules"
Note 1: "10 rules to conquer a man", I cannot tell you if they work, but who told me about then is sure that it works. In this chapter there is a part where it is told when Kathy asked Olivia to ask Elliot to sign the papers, I changed it a little bit and it made it much more explosive, I would love it if it had been like this on the show (I am so mean). This story is set on season 8 of SVU.
Olivia Benson and Alexandra Eames were two detectives from the NYPD; one worked in the Unit of Special Victims and the other one in Major Cases. They were best friends, they knew each other since college and had even graduated together from the Police Academy. They were practically sisters and they told each other everything. Every week they both met in Central Park to have a coffee and talk about all the things that had happened during the week. But one day Olivia came to Alex with a question that would change their lives forever.
Alex was sitting on a bench in front of a lake in Central Park, holding two coffees in her hands while she saw all the people on bicycles and runners passing in front of her. When Olivia arrived Alex immediately noticed that her friend had something strange, in her face she seen to be very worried or very scared. But before Alex could ask her anything, Olivia dropped a question that left her in shock.
- Alex, how can I make my partner fall in love with me? - Olivia asked
- What? - Alex replied in shock
- You heard me ... I have to be more specific ... ok, how do I make Elliot Stabler fall in love with me? - Olivia said seriously
- I heard you the first time, you did not have to be more specific, I understood, what I do not understand is where does this question come from? besides you are asking the wrong person, you know very well that I have been for years in love with Bobby and I have never done anything to make him notice it – Alex said
-Well you're right about the last part, but the question comes from the fact that Elliot has just divorced Kathy and if I do not do something quickly someone else can take it from me – Olivia said
- Seriously, that already saw it coming; but anyway, with all my respect to you I have no idea, how the hell you want me to know that, if I knew I would have used it on Bobby centuries ago - Alex said laughing
-Well Alex this is the perfect time to fix it, we have to look for someone who has already a successful relationship with her partner and ask her how the hell she did to make him fall in love with her- Olivia said
-It's not a bad idea, besides I already have the right girl in mind for that - Alex said laughing
-Who? - Olivia asked surprised
-Megan Wheler, you know, the detective who works in my squad, she has been married to her partner for 7 years, so something about the subject she has to know - Alex said seriously
-Ok, well you talk to her, but seriously I need Elliot to take an interest in me, I do not think I can live with the fact that he goes with another woman, I have enough with Kathy, I do not want to know the next one unless it's me - Olivia said
-God you scare me sometimes - Alex said laughing
The next morning on Major Cases, Alex went straight to Megan's desk and called her to one of the offices and closed the door when entering.
- Good Morning Alex, how are you? - Megan said kindly
- Good Megan, I'm here because I need your help – Alex said
- Sure Alex, whatever, tell me what you need – Megan said
- I will not tell you here, besides, I'm not the only one who needs to hear it; I want you to meet me for lunch today at noon with Olivia in the restaurant in front of Central Park, you know the place we always go – Alex said
- Ok, sure, no problem ... (But before Alex left the office Megan said) I should worry, because your face seems serious? - Megan said
- Not quiet, it's not so serious, it's silly - Alex said and left the office
At noon the 3 girls met at the restaurant in Central Park and after ordering the food, Olivia released "the soup" to Megan, so to speak.
- Well, I'm assuming Alex did not tell you why we need help so I'll tell you; I want you to tell me how to make my partner fall in love with me – Olivia said. Megan started to laugh like never before and Alex and Olivia could not find an explanation.
- Megan, I do not see the funny part, this is serious – Olivia said
- I laugh because you act like if Elliot for being a detective is different from any of the other men you've dated before, like if the rules for conquering cops were different from any other man on this planet, they're normal men, the fact that they carry a weapon and a badge does not make them gods - Megan said
-Ok, you win, but it's still a different environment and situation of conquest – Alex said
- True, but the 10 rules work in any situation and any place and I bet it will work for both of you - Megan said with a wicked smile
- First, what 10 rules? Second this is for Olivia, I am not going to play this game - Alex said
- Oh, sure you will, because even a blind person can realize that you like Goren, so you will do it because I say so - Megan said authoritative
- Ok you win, but do not yell at me - Alex said
- I'm not upset, I'm specifying a point; Now take out paper and pencil, write the 10 rules and them you will follow them to the tee and believe me I will make sure you do it - Megan said
-As you say captain - Olivia said laughing
-1st Change your image, you have to use something to leave them with their mouths open; high heels, pants or a skirt, makeup and never forget the perfect hair, they will make their eyes pop and you will have their full attention - Megan said
- Under no concept I will use a skirt to go to work or a dress - Alex said
- You'll do it even if I have to burn the rest of your wardrobe, God, you're stubborn Alex - Megan said.
- 2nd After having their attention it's time to make yourself mysterious, do not tell them anything about the change, do not give them explanations of where you are going, what you do, or anything like that, ignore them - Megan said
- That's easy, I do it all the time, it's going to be difficult for Alex who almost did not pass her daily itinerary to Goren, where she will be every minute of every day - Olivia said laughing
- That is not true - Alex said defending herself
- Seriously, if I call Goren right now and ask him where you are, is he going to answer me - Olivia said
- Uhhh I hate you sometimes - Alex said while Olivia and Megan laughed
- I'll keep an eye on that, well, 3rd Find his weakness and use it, all men have one, for example Zack loves when I use heels, feels like I'm going to nail him at any time and that he loves - Megan said laughing mischievously
-Ok I am starting to enjoy this, I would like to stick some 10 cm to many people in the back - Olivia said with a grim smile
-You're already going the other way, nobody said you used it for revenge, it's just an example so be careful what you do - Alex said
- True, dear God, you are mean; 4th Do not suffocate, usually when we put on a goal, we push and push until we end up harassing them, so you have to leave them alone for a while - Megan said
- I think this goes specifically with Olivia, who until she does not get what she wants does not stay calm - Alex said laughing
- OK, as you say; the next is sure to be the easiest for you two, since it is normal already in you, is the sense of humor, men like to laugh at their jokes, no matter how bad they are, it makes them feel as if they have you eating from the palm of your hand, even if it is not true, also make him laugh, they like that - said Megan laughing
-You're right that's the simplest - Olivia and Alex said
- 6th The surprise, I love this, do things that you are not expected to do, such as invite them to a private dinner at home, or cook their favorite cookies or give them that thing you know they are dying to have, things that they are sure that their partners would not do for them - Megan said
- Uhhh this I already won, Elliot loves the desserts and I'm excellent preparing them - Olivia said laughing
- I rather the gifts, I do not think I can put up with a dinner alone in my house with Bobby, God, I cannot even imagine it - Alex said nervously
- Stop being so saint, the point here is to he falls at your feet - Olivia said laughing
- If we are talking about that case, I'm still not sure I want that – Alex said
- No dear, your head is not sure if you want that, but your heart believe me, it is - Megan said.
-True, so stop fighting that battle inside you and let your heart guide you (she paused briefly and then said) God I cannot believe that I said that, what the hell are you doing to me Stabler - Olivia said
- Wow, seriously you are crazy (Megan laughed and then said) Well we continue with the 7th Jealousy, yes you listened well you have to make them jealous, that they realize that there is other people interested and that you are not going to stay all life waiting - Megan said
- Oh, great Olivia is an expert in this, I'm going to fail for sure – Alex said
- You do not think I'll leave you, this will be a piece of cake, to begin with because although you do not notice because you do not want to see it there are many men in the NYPD who are dying to go out with you – Megan said
- How do you know that? Are you crazy perhaps? - Alex said in shock
- I know because a few people are very interested in asking me almost all the time your relationship status - Megan said laughing
- Ok, I do not like this anymore, I want their names and badge numbers to go kick their asses - Alex said angrily
- Sorry dear, they are not available, much less now that I need them for this dirty game; end of the discussion, next number, is the 8th one of the most important, is not ask anything about the EX or their past relationships, do not talk about your ex or ask about theirs, this goes especially with you Olivia, I know that the relationship between Elliot, his ex-wife and you is tumultuous and you guys have a history, stop getting into that marriage without arrangement and worry about building your relationship with Elliot - Megan said seriously
- Wow is that perhaps a matter of public record? - Olivia asked surprised
- Honey the entire NYPD knows, which is normal when the ex-wife appears in the squad and asks the partner in front of the whole NYPD shouting to force her husband to sign the divorce papers at all costs, and to sleep with him if is necessary; I think that has been the most told story in all the centuries that the NYPD has - Megan said
-That's true, they told me before Olivia called me to tell me – Alex said
-I hate that, I should have killed her when she did it, but I just stayed there in shock like the rest of the SVU, how stupid I feel when I remember it, I should have slapped her at least - Olivia said
- No because you are not like that, you respect Elliot's family a lot and you would never do it and that's good, not bad – Alex said
- Also, she look like the bad one in the movie and you as the victim in from of Elliot and that's the best - Megan said laughing
- You always see the side you can use to your advantage Megan, although you're right - Alex said with a smile
- Yes, that is very true, and now the last 2 rules, first be daring, when the time comes, do not say "Can I kiss you?" Simply get the kiss, whatever you think you will do, do not say it just do it and secondly be romantic, with all the cute details but without going over cheesy - Megan said
- The romantic thing worries me because I'm not, the daring, well you could say I'm very "outgoing" so I do not think I will have problems with that - Olivia said
- That's true, if you do not believe you ask her ex - Alex said laughing
- Ah certainly the most important, do not apply all the rules at once, you can apply 2 or 3 but not 10 at the same time or it will be a cake and not a very tasty one - Megan said
- Ok, tomorrow begins the operation "Conquer Partner" - Olivia said with a wicked smile
- Alex please watch her, she seriously scares me - Megan said
- Easy, I'll watch her like a hawk and thanks for everything, I hope it works for her, although knowing her as I know her for sure it works - Alex said.
- You mean it works for both of you, I meant it, you'll do it, whether you want it or not, Goren will be yours - Megan said.