Author's note: I wrote this years ago. I was having writer's block and spamming a friend's lj. I asked her for a prompt and she gave me "I'd like a story from Crookshank's POV (but please not 'Crookshanks watches as Ron and Hermione get. it. on.'" I wrote her a more serious piece called "Poor Wet Cat" which I also just posted here. This is the tongue in cheek companion piece to that. :P
Crookshanks watched as Hermione and Ron got it on.
They were making a lot of shuffling noises and Hermione giggled occasionally before Ron shushed her but still laughed a little himself.
There was a wet sound and Hermione giggled a lot louder and Ron squeezed one of her arms.
"But Ron, what if he doesn't like this?"
"How could he not like it?" There was a wet sound again and Ron had to bit his lip to keep from crying out. "You know he's missed her since she went off with Neville while on his trip so they could keep in touch."
And with that, Ron and Hermione gathered up the Invisibility Cloak around themselves and the particularly long tongued puffskein that they were going to give to Harry for his birthday to keep him company while Hedwig was being lent to Neville.