Randy's Road Trip Idea
Randy Orton decides to go on a little vacation and asks Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase to join him. But when Ted can't make it, John Cena comes into play and goes with them instead. Slash.
All of the WWE superstars and divas have just been informed that RAW has been cancelled for the week.
Randy takes advantage of the situation and decides to plan out a little road trip for himself, Cody and Ted.
He grabs a rucksack out of the closet and piles some clothes into it.
Randy reaches for his cell phone and calls Cody.
"Hello" Cody answers.
"Hey Codes, it's Randy, you wanna go on a road trip?"
"Oh hey Randy. Sure, I'm up for that, but with who?"
"Me and maybe Ted. I have to call him first though. Okay?"
"Okay. What do you want me to bring?"
"Bring whatever you want."
"Okay Randy, I'll be round soon. See you then."
"Okay Codes, see ya"
Randy clicks off the phone and dials Ted's number.
"What!" Ted answers quite angry.
"Hey Ted, it's Randy, wanna go out and…" Ted cuts him off.
"Randy I can't, I've got family issues to take care of"
"Are you sure? I mean I've already…" Ted cuts him off again.
"Look Randy! I said no!" Ted shouts "I can't go and that's…" Randy cuts Ted off.
"Don't you shout at me!" Randy shouts "Who the hell do you think you are!? Who do you think you're talking to!?"
"Look Randy, I'm sorry I…" Randy stops him from finishing.
"You're sorry!? You're sorry!" Randy yells "Sorry isn't gonna cut it!"
Randy slams the phone shut almost breaking it.
He starts to calm himself down when he hears a knock at the door.
"What!" Randy shouts.
There's no answer as the door gets knocked again.
He goes over to the door and opens it with force.
"Hey Randy" Cody said standing in the doorway.
"Oh… Hey Codes. That was quick."
"Yeah. You called Ted yet?" Cody asks going in the room and taking a seat on the bed.
"Forget Ted. We don't need him. We'll just go ourselves."
"But what about…" Cody is cut off before he finishes.
"I said forget him. Besides, he's got some other shit happening that's too important for him to come out with us."
"Oh… Okay. So when we leaving?" Cody asks Randy who grabs a towel.
"Right after I've had a shower." Randy said while walking to the bathroom door and putting his phone down on the bedside table.
"Okay Randy, but be quick though" Cody said as Randy shuts the bathroom door.
"You can watch the TV if you want." Randy said turning on the shower.
Cody gets up and walks over to the TV.
Just as he turns it on, Randy's phone goes off.
"Can you get that for me?" Randy asks washing himself.
"Okay." Cody answers walking to the cell phone.
He checks the caller ID. It was John Cena.
"Hello." Cody answers the cell.
"Hey Randy, you wanna do something this week?"
"John, it's Cody, Randy's in the shower."
"Oh… Hey Cody, do you know if Randy's free this week?"
"Sorry John, me and Randy are going on a road trip together. But you can come if you want. I'm sure Randy wouldn't mind."
"Really?" John asks "You sure?"
"Yeah" Cody answers "It'll be fun."
"Great Cody, thanks. I'll be right over."
"Okay John, see you soon."
"See ya."
Cody closes the cell. He turns around and finds Randy staring at him with only a towel around his waist. The water droplets running down the older man's abs and navel until they hit the towel vanishing instantly.
"Who was that?" Randy asks reaching for another towel
"Em… That was J-John Cena. He w-was wanting to kn-know if you were free." Cody stutters as he stares at the naked man standing in front of him.
"Well…?"
"Well wh-what?"
"What did you say to him?" Randy asks drying his chest and neck.
"I said that w-we were going out t-together and I asked him if he wanted to c-come." Cody answers not being able to take his eyes off of Randy's smooth, tanned body.
"Okay." Randy said drying off his arms and stomach.
Cody finally pulls his eyes away from Randy's chiseled physique and starts to watch the TV.
Randy then drops the towel from around his waist.
Cody's eyes instantly catch sight of the dropping towel.
As Randy starts to dry his limp 4.6 incher and tanned scrotum, Cody's eyes continue to gaze at Randy dry himself off.
"So what time did he say he would be here?" Randy asks starting to dry his thighs.
"…" Cody doesn't hear Randy speak as he continues to stare at his sensitive area.
"Cody?" Randy said louder than before.
"…What?" Cody answers extremely aroused.
"I asked you a question man."
"Sorry Randy, I uh didn't hear you." Cody said trying to hide his member which was now erect.
"What time did Cena say he was gonna be hear?" Randy asks, growing impatient, reaching for a pair of boxer briefs.
"He said th-that he would be r-right over."
Randy slips on the boxer briefs and a pair of pants. He's putting on his socks when a knock at the door sounds through the room.
"Maybe that's him." Cody said as his member began to go limp.
"Well get it then." Randy said putting his boots on.
"Okay."
Cody walks over to the door and answers it.
"Hey John" Cody said motioning for him to come in.
"Hey Cody, hey Randy. You guys ready yet?" John asks as he walks in and sits on the lounge chair next to the TV.
"I am now" Randy replies slipping on a tight black legacy T-Shirt.
"Alright, then lets go." John said getting up and turning off the TV.
Randy and Cody grab their things and the three leave the room making there way to the elevator. Randy presses the call button and the elevator doors soon open.
The three superstars walk into the elevator and the doors close when Randy hits the ground floor button.
"So what did you bring Codes?" Randy asks leaning against the cold metal elevator wall which sends a chill down his spine.
"I brought some clothes, my cell phone and camera. Why?"
"Just curious. What about you Cena?" Randy asks turning his head slightly to face John.
"Clothes, cell and a deck of cards." John replies "What you bringing Randy?"
"The same as you guys." Randy replies.
The elevator doors open and the three walk out. They check out of the hotel and make their way to the parking lot where Randy's car was parked.
Cody was walking behind the two discreetly checking out Randy.
Cody had always been attracted to Randy and he couldn't believe that he was going away with him for a week.
They got to the car and all got in. Randy was in the driving seat while both John and Cody where sitting in the back.
Once on the road, Randy said "We're going to California, which is five days away so we'll be stopping in four hotels."
"Okay" Cody said.
"Right Randy" John said pulling out the deck of cards from his rucksack.
He took the cards out of the packet and starts shuffling the deck.
"The game is blackjack. You in?" John asks handing two cards to Cody.
"Like I have a choice." Cody said looking at the cards handed to him.
The drive continued with cheers coming from the back of the car from time to time.