Hehe. 'Tis time for Banana to have some fun!

Sasuke: This does not sound good…

Naruto: Cookies or Root Beer?

Banana: Uh, no?

Sasuke: WTF, you guys are retards…I'm leaving

Naruto: STORY TIME! YAY!

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It was bright sunny afternoon, and Yuua had nothing to do. She ran out onto the sidewalk. "WHO WANTS TO COME TO MY SLUMBER PARTY!?", she yelled and waited for an answer.

No one came…

"Damn it, now I have to waste time and invite everyone…"

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By 5:00, Yuua had invited everyone she knew. (Tenten, Sakura, Sasuke, Neji, Hinata, Ino, Temari, Kiba, Lee, Naruto, Gaara, Kankuro, Shino, Shikamaru, Chouji)

Everyone was to arrive at 6:00 or be hunted down and murdered by the enormous Akamaru. This was one of the times when Yuua actually liked her boyfriend, Kiba.

There was a knock on the door and leapt up to open it.

"Hey babe." Kiba leaned in to kiss her briefly, before she pulled away.

"Come on Kiba-chan."

He nodded and sat down on the couch. "So, did you invite, like, EVERYONE?"

"Hell yes!", she yelled and plopped down on the couch next to him. Kiba smiled at his hyper girlfriend. He couldn't believe that her and Sasuke were siblings- let alone related.

"That's my girl", he answered and pulled her into a kiss. The doorbell rang.

"Yay!", she yelled and ran to the door. There stood Naruto, Sakura, and her brother, Sasuke. "Yo!"

Sakura embraced her once-enemy in a hug and stepped into the house. "You know where my room is", she told Sakura.

"So do I", replied Kiba with a snicker. Sasuke entered the house that he and Yuua shared. He gave Kiba a glare. "Best watch out or you'll wake up not feeling so good…"

"Kyoudai!", Yuua growled. "Please show Naruto your room, Sasuke."

"Gomen sister", he mumbled and led the blonde up to his room.

There was a knock on the door. Shikamaru, Chouji. And Ino had arrived. "Douzo, come in!", she screamed and yanked them in.

Kiba grinned and stroked Akamaru's fur. Sakura sat next to Kiba and flipped on the TV as she waited for something to do. "Sakura, show Ino where my room is, and Sasuke, show Shikamaru and Chouji to your room." The two did as they were told.

The doorbell rang once again. "Temari! Kanuro! Gaa-Chan!", she screamed and pulled her good friends into the house.

"You guys know where to go!", she yelled as the doorbell rang. It was Neji, Tenten, and Lee. "Come in!"

Almost everyone was there. The guests were seated in the living room, Kiba and Sasuke were fighting (as usual), Sakura and Ino were fighting over Sasuke's attention (more than usual), and Gaara was fighting off the urge to blow the house to bits…

The doorbell rang.

Yuua opened the door. "HINATA-KUN! SHINO!", she screamed so all of Konoha heard and ushered her friends into the house.

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She leaned against the door. "Yay! Everyone's here! Okay…"

Yuua seated herself next to Kiba and waited for everyone to gather in the Living room. "Okay, kyoudai, will you please move the couches out of the way so we can sit in a circle?"

Naruto raised his hand. Yuua sweat-dropped. "Naruto?"

"A CIRCLE IS ROUND!"

Yuua frowned. "I'm glad you made that discovery…"

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In a matter of minutes, everyone was seated in a circle. "TRUTH OR DARE!", yelled Yuua in her spot in between Kiba and Sasuke.

The room got quiet. "Tenten-kun, truth or dare?"

"Er, dare?"

"I dare you to sniff Neji's hair."

The kunoichi shrugged and gave it a sniff.

"Smells like mushrooms."

Yuua jumped up and grabbed some scissors. "Neji…", she called in a pedophile-ish voice and stood in front of him.

She took the scissors and cut out a couple of strands of hair (to her at least) and sat beck in her seat causally.

She sniffed it and exhaled happily.

"I like mushrooms…", she said as the room feel silent.

"My hair", Neji whined and ran to the bathroom. "NOW I'LL LOOK HIDEOUS FOR PROM NIGHT!", he screamed and locked the door.

Tenten and Yuua exchanged glances.

"PMS…", announced Tenten with a shrug.

Naruto moaned. "I need to pee!"

Yuua and Sasuke gave him and Uchiha death glare (oooo).

"If you piss on my carpet, Baka Yarou, I will hunt you down and break your neck so badly, you won't be able to eat ramen ever again!"

Naruto gasped and ran outside.

"DON'T YOU DARE PISS IN MY BUSHES, BOY!", she yelled to him as the poor boy ran out onto the street.

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"Anyway…" muttered Sakura.

Tenten smiled. "Okay…Kiba, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

Tenten searched her mind for something weird. "Haha, I dare you to kiss Akamaru on the lips!"

Kiba gulped. "Can't I kiss Yuua instead?"

"No, coward!", shouted Tenten as Neji joined the circle with a paper bag over his head.

Everyone gave him an odd look.

Tenten pulled the bag off his head and grabbed some scissors. "No, Tenten! I look hideous!"

She put the bag back on, how he had eyeholes. "Ooooh, much better", he said and kissed her on the cheek.

"OW!", she screamed.

"What?", asked Neji worridly.

"I got a papercut…"

Yayness! Next chapter will come shortly. Please R&R! You will make Banana VERY happy. –hugs Gaa-chan chibi and waits-